Mum says we only used to fry them when we were camping. When we had them at home they were grilled. Spot the person who had never cooked her own kippers! :blush:

All of them sounded fairly intelligent except for the fnord fuck. But even he is ecologically aware. He's trying to make some flowers grow somewhere.

should we plan a counter invasion? we could capture all their women while the hunters are trying to get past the 1st post moderation traps.

actually, their board seems pretty cool. maybe instead of invasions we could have an exchange program.....except..they already have a 'Cain'

but I don't wanna go to Principia. [/whiny voice]

i thought this was a road trip...

good one. :D

SO....the principia discordia forum is down for maintenance....seems an inconvenient time for that, what with the big influx scheduled for today.

Maybe they're like the tooth fairy, and if you know they're coming, and stay up to wait for them...they'll never show?

I've lost interest.

Journal Entry-
Ack, cut off from the academy. Have eaten the last of the sherpas and the gin is running low. Must find the others...

mad jack i dare say this has been the strangest safari ever, livingstone was found the expedition was scattered, and now the academy is out of contact, stiff upper lip we must push on wot wot

My offer of mash of root vegetables has gone unnoticed. I would have prepared them with garlic, butter, and thyme. Let them starve.

one must be wary of offers of strange foods in strange lands, but given our safaris low rations, cut off status and lack of resupply, i will take you up on your kind offer dear native forum dweller

let them eat pie
http://cellar.org/attachment.php?att...1&d=1162173158

There you go, Sir J. I will have the cook return to duty.

thank you thank you, hits the spot nicely

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6...orehumpst0.gif

Dr Livingstoned's Journal:

Week two:

After passing out due to sunstroke, brought on by being out in the noon day sun, I have awoken to find my good friends and colleagues Sir John & Sir Nigel have found my base camp! It would appear that they were chased out of "Free Thinker" territory by a rabid band of crazed Reptiod worshiping natives. . . I only hope that they have lost the scent.

I rejoice heartily, for to stave off starvation, I had already eaten my boots, three of my toes and my left ear!

With them they are sure to have brought supplies of Tea & kippers. I only hope that there will be jam today ...

I feel, that after I have broke my fast, I will strike out to some of the deeper threads here, to see if I can find any ancient temples, treasures or lost tribes.

My colleagues inform me that the natives seem quite friendly, although, they may be predisposed to cannibalism. Good thing I already ate my pack boy.

Today I found and skinned four monkeys, so as to have some serviceable tea cups to go with poor Yolamba's skull. It's not exactly china, but it is bone.

http://theexploration.org/images/Img16.gif

God save the Queen!

good thing we have infinite monkies

i understand the monkey round these parts is quite tasty
http://fullmetalcynic.files.wordpres...1/01_table.jpg

Journal Entry
Alas, Sir John, Sir Nigel, and Dr Livingstoned have been spotted at the base camp and it's bloody well about time. After wading through the jungle of the internet to arrive at the cellar, I was glad to find it a decent place (I was half expecting an S&M site). :apimp:

Setting off to study the natives (Wink, Wink, Nod, Nod)

Tally Ho!

Only on occasion.

And we usually clearly label our indecencies, so they can be found more easily with the internal search engine.

We are friendly and helpful natives. And we shall ply you with whisky.

Good whisky.

The managment is not responsible for anything that may happen to explorers who accept the offers of fine whisky in large quantities.

i have only managed a rudimentary map having spent most of my time here so far dealing with pressing matters of survival and chatting with natives but some things of interest,
Latin phrases http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=19379
philosophy http://cellar.org/forumdisplay.php?f=25 an area that warrants some investigation and contribution
puns http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=18762
funny British place names http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=19349
and internet http://cellar.org/forumdisplay.php?f=8
NSFW http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=19150

Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, etc., I have finally reached this camp, too. A little bit later, perhaps, than the more experienced explorers among Dr. Livingstoned's honoured colleagues, but forgive me; I am only a beginner in practicing the fine profession of safaris.

Anyhow, I have been wandering around the places here, and your lands don't seem to be near as horrible as many of the things I have encountered during my journeys. I shall ponder the decision of whether I should run screaming away, frightened by the cannibalism and lack of S&M, back into the jungles, or not.

They have the Internet here? How curious.

Oh, I guess I shall stay, but I need a funney hat too.

ah...synergy. how about a tour guide to the cellar thread?

Just as long as it's not as asshat, you are welcome to stay as long as you like. :D

:: offers the seat next to her ::

Hallooo, fellows! I seem to have fallen into a bit of quicksand, but quick thinking and a large stick helped get me out. Trust me, usually my large stick stick gets me INTO trouble more often than out of it, ho ho!

Say no more, say no more!!

Journal Entry, Chaos 27, YOLD 3175:

Mid Morning. Having awoken from my morning meditations, I find that basecamp has been deserted. The Mad Philosopher tribe has retreated into the jungle, and the remains of the campfire flicker in the early morning light. There appears to be the decapitated, barbecued, and picked clean corpse of one of the porters next to the fire-pit. An arrow drawn in the dirt points the way into jungle. I can see by the multiple tracks that not all of our safari had left in that direction. I will set out into the jungle after practicing the sword-forms.

The Tengu are reminding me that today is ChaoSloth, the Sloth Day in the middle of the Season of Chaos. I must remember to practice Slack(Wu Wei), while tracking my party in honor of this Holy Day.

Journal Entry, Chaos 29, YOLD 3175:

Early Evening. I have wandered through this choking jungle for two days since the Safari was scattered near the Mad Philosopher tribe. The calls of the Pterodactyls have been growing nearer, and nearer. I do not know if the Safari was scattered due to yet another Pterodactyl attack, if it was a strategy to avoid their aerial patrols, or if Uday had stampeded the elephants.... again, and the crew are out chasing our luggage... again. There have been faint signs of human activity in the jungle for the last few hours, so I may be approaching another tribe's territory. But why would some-one decapitate four monkeys, and then just leave the bodies to the scavengers? I must press on.

Journal Entry, Chaos 30, YOLD 3175:

Early Afternoon. Astounding! I have followed the tracks in the jungle to a large clearing dominated by an immense spur of rock in the center. There appears to be a large, well weathered, oaken cellar-door inset into the middle of the west face. I will conceal myself in one of the nearby trees and sharpen my blade until I learn more about this interesting feature.

wink wink nudge nudge,

oh drat you have gone and made me spill my tea

Read the leaves. The gods have a message in your tea leaves, you know.

the tea?

my god!

. . . . my god.

LOOK OUT! DUCK!
 

Oh No! Dr. Livingstoned! Watch out..... only FSM can save him now..... or maybe that monkey could fling one of those typewriters.....

HA HA HA HA HA Monster you rock and RULE!

Monster is on a SBFSBRAOMP (swallow beer first Shawnee before reading any of Monster's Posts) roll tonight.

WTF? :lol:

Every damn trip.

Fellows, I've noticed something extraordinary about this culture... they seem to value promiscuity! By George, finally I believe I've found a native culture I can really relate to!

http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p=334791&postcount=1
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=528757#post528757

Thats nothin Nigel - you gotta see
this thread
or this one
or this one

Oh hell, just start here

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He knows of a cave, a cave which no man has entered.

There is much danger, for beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril, which no man has ever crossed

http://arago4.tnw.utwente.nl/stonede...12-old-man.jpg

in the cave is the holy grail of forum treasures.....

our ladies occasionally post naked pictires of themselves....

Will these intrepid explorers be able to locate this treasure and carry it off for the museum?

one wonders.

why? why?

why does your boy always drop the tea?

have him flogged!

By golly!

I think these natives are a highly sexed bunch.

We'd better watch out, or we may fall in with their heathen desires. Think of England!

Do the natives ever rise up and kill the lot of you exploder...um...explorer types? How many of you have ever been gang raped by a tribe of silverbacks?

I am Bwana Dik!

yeah, that'll do it. :(

Unacceptable!
i was sure i had a sharp stick around here somewhere...
ah there it is!
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2248/...52c8c3.jpg?v=0

Um...some of our horniest members are in England.

Come to think of it, Monster...*you're* a Brit.

Pippip! I have found some children's games that closely match our children's tomfoolery!
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=17110

It is mighty impressive my fellow explorers! These savages have managed husbandry! http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=19396
This is unprecedented(sp?) Never before have i seen an obviously savage uneductaed culture devolop this level of control over large mammals... This completely unearths many theories!

I'll have to ponder this for a while.

Bwana make typo.

Now, good Doctor, don't blame the poor fellow... he was probably startled by the sheer ribaldry of these people! A man from the Queen's England can't be expected to stand firm in the face of such overt lewdness, not given where we come from... and speaking of which, we had best pray that our ladies at home never hear of this place. Those dear girls. We must protect this pristine culture!

:D

(you want to share SG?)

You will never be able to go back to the "ladies" at home after you've had a taste of the women here. Why would you want to? Once you've explored the best who needs the rest.

@Elspode: oh my! you have discovered that i also, am fallible!
I must apologize mates, our plan for posing as gods won't continue and its all my fault.
Please don't hate me for making a simple mistake after drinking a bottle of gin.


On a brighter note, i have found a perfect candidate for our local cult the WOMP cabal!
http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p...&postcount=104
Isn't his art reminiscent of our own WOMP masters?

i'm very sufficient

I think you quite misunderstand. Our ladies, while indeed beautiful and dainty to look upon, are quite likely the most fearsome and dangerous creatures that exist on the planet... I tremble to think of what horrors might await this peaceful tribe should their curiosity be awakened! Heaven forbid! No. I would sooner see these dear folk terrorized by pterodactyls, than fall under the rapacious eye of our dear ladies.

oh, some apperitifs.....