Have you any idea how much it costs to get semen stains out? If Bill C couldn't afford it....

:lol2:

I could not have said it better myself although my backseat is non excistant cause i took it out to fit in a roll cage. But the front seats are nice and comfy....Pleather and suede...oh and tinted windows of course.....i like my privacy lol....

Yeah that would suck if it got on the suede. But no worries armor all to the rescue!!!

Amor All is actually shitty shitty stuff!! I wont let it anywhere near my car.

I have a nice roomy backseat, sunroof (for extra head room) and leather interior - my car was made for this.

Im not sure how old chunky is, but +or- 6 yrs and they're now on my to do list :D




Serious stuff now - date #3 tonite....am I allowed to put out now?????????

You're smart, sexy and strong willed, you're allowed to do any goddamn thing you want. ;)

Ducks gives "extra head"! That's why she's the hottest Cellarite.:drool::yum::eaty:

It was quite fashionable back in the day.. apparently it had been used on the vinyl seats in the car my older brother used to take his driver license test. He came to a stop at one point and teh examiner slid forward off the seat!

It's OK for plastic (vinyl), but bad for leather.

How about windex? That's what I use on my leather, plastic, glass....

you guys turned a ducksnuts mght get some eventually thread into a windex for car cleaning thread?

shame :headshake:

Just because Jinx is talking about cleaning her leather, don't assume it is about cars. :whip:

"The safety word is banana."

Bad safety word.

Heeeeeeeyyyy, what do you mean ducks *might get some eventually*....??? :eyebrow:

You have not been lookin hard enuf...in fact I'll help ya out!

http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=589488&postcount=2253 NSFW

I'm clueless and inept. What did you expect?

Dont know about windex on leather....I use a leather cleaner and then leather creme, for the rest of the interior I use this stuff called "Dash Dandy"...its freakin' amazing!!! Smells devine and conditions the rest of the interior. You can use it on leather as well, but I dont.

Can also use it on mudflaps and the black plastic on the exterior....at the car yard I would dash dandy everything!! (Including the interior plastic plants).

Thanks for the link i clicked on it while at work lol oops!

Yeah i have aleather cleaner and cream for my pleather and i does a great job. Except it smells kinda funny though......Sorry about turning her might get laid thread to car talk. But i am assuming this isnt a maybe get laid thread for her it sound like she was about to get some on her 3rd date?????? But its just great to hear a woman say shes a car guy....Its hot and shes got a nice ride too couldnt help it.....

How do you get the bull to cooperate?

Well you know......first you.......then you.......and then.....bammm!!!! Leather creme!!!! Lol. So ducks.... Did you get some on your third date or what????

I am really sorry, I meant to tag it NSFW and forgot.

So...train wreck....gah.

There's one decent single guy at work (there are a couple single guys, but one freaks me out serial killer wise and the other is the sweetest guy that needs to be dragged into the 21st century, but really not my type).

Anyway, Work Guy and I did flirty stuff for a little while and then we got drunk and had *dirty-outside-quickie-sex*...he came around for dinner a couple of times and stayed over after that. I thought ....mmmmaybe.

THEEEEENNNNNN...his ex comes back to work (from maternity leave - his baby) and is positioned in my team and I am her supervisor. Fuck!

Ali then receives a txt message about how I am shitting myself about having to pee on a stick and calls me....she is her ever together self and talks me through....peestick shows negative and we decide its because my Mirena needs to be replaced and sore boobs etc are part of the deal. Phew!

See - I've not grown up and Ive collected way more baggage now...although its designer.



Plus, I still use Dash Dandy and Leather Creme on my interior.

Awwwwwwwwwwkward!!!!

edited for clarity.


Please! Carry on!

Still awkward!

But at least it explains how come you knew Sally was back and we didn't.
I was beginning to worry that you and Ali were psychic sidekicks.

haha...I posted it on facebook Sundae, and I don't have you there. ;)

That's where Ducky and I have most of our 'chats' about stuff. Occasionally there's a 'crisis' and a phone call or text message is required though. :)

Yes , ex....but I have since found out she has 3 kids to 3 different Dads (and isnt with any of them) and he has kids to different women.

Not where I want to be!!

And getting the "fuck, Im going home to pee on a stick" txt message when diriving requires a phone call :)

You ARE living in Bogansville, aren't ya mate?




(Trans: Bogan = white trash (US) or Chav (UK).)

I live in Toowoomba By The Sea :neutral:

lol...That's not how I'd describe the bay. lol

Don't feel too bad though. When we first moved in here, I was complaining to my new neighbour that the kids grow so fast and I have to buy them new clothes. She says, yeah I know what you mean. I have to get K a new 'going out' tracksuit soon. lol

I nearly spat wine all over her.

:::shudder::: tracksuits....with cuffed hems.....:::shudder:::

What, don't you want your kids to reflect well on you?

haha...I wouldn't go that far, but seriously, I'd never even heard the term 'going out tracksuit' before I moved here. lol