s'cool dude. You like a good dick pic. Can we see yours? ;)

it's only skin.

why would i want to post my cock? so you could make snarky comments about me? that's all I'm saying. people take chances when they post things like that. i'm not saying you should praise them for it....and if you have issues with it, that's your right. I'm just saying that it sucks of you to take shots at them for it. I'm no saint, and i'm sure i've been shitty to any number of you before....but....we like Labrat. She's one of the good guys. so quit it.

Jesus Jim, why are you getting so riled up about it? This is like the biggest issue with you since the beginning of time?

I said I like her too. Quit protesting too much... I know you are usually the MOST snarkless person here. :headshake

Jesus H Christ

Cock? :rolleyes:

not even riled up at all. really.


cock, indeed.

I don't always agree with LJ, but I do here. I can't speak for Labrat, but I know I am a lot more reluctant to post now that I know you will take it as an oppurtunity to post snarky comments about me. In my humble opinion, if you don't like it or think it is "strange" then don't look at it. Go somewhere else on the cellar, there is plenty to talk about elsewhere. There is no need to go ruining it for everyone else.

YOU DO SO ALWAYS AGREE WITH ME.

poetry in pictures
 

:3some: :sheep:

:stickpoke

:zzz:

:biglaugha

:)

Damn it! Foiled again!

LR, your husband's nob disctracted me from how muscular your belly is. Nice work *green*. Am now working up to take a pic of my flab and stretch marks :lol:

I'm with LJ, the ladies were complaining about the lack of man flesh and when it comes(no pun), the lack of appreciation astounds me.

Shock? Jealousy? Meow? Damifino?!?

I think it's got to do with the fact that penises are in general, pretty ugly bits of flesh.

Speaking for myself, I'd rather see a nice smile and a set of beautiful abs than a penis any day. I know I'm not going to see that many beautiful abs around here because you're all just ordinary everyday people like me who don't have chiselled bodies. There's been some awesome smiles from the fellas though.

Anyway, I'm off to look at porn. :)

I think men, in general, aren't very attractive creatures. Women, on the other hand... your bodies are just so much more interesting. That's not very poetic, but I'm rushing out the door and don't have time to find the right word.

Hey! I was very appreciative! I, for one, like looking at man bits. And woman bits. Pretty much all bits, truth be told... :o

*prefers nob to abs anyday*

Are you making a comparison?

Or are you stating your preferred arrangement of the parts?

well I can't see beest's abs, so I'm not sure comparison is the best word. Going for familiarity I guess.... :lol: (although uncut is more to my taste). As for arrangement ...well I'll try anything, but my preference is my security question for gmail, so I ain't sharing ;) :p

Where are those pics of KinkyVixen?

My interpretation:

Rub-a-dub-dub,
thank ewe for the fuck.
Poke me until I pass out,
I laugh, I smile.

We should collaborate and do a Children's Book of Poetry In Pictures!

The old whore in the shoe?
Old mother fucker?
Little boy blew?

Don't even think about what Tom Thumb did with a plum!

Hey, I responded - I always like to see a bit of cock.
But given my druthers I'd see the naked torso of a Dwellar, rather than an isolated bit of skin from someone I have never communicated with. Or both I suppose, but it's the Dwellar part that interests me most.

I don't think she ever made her decision if she wanted me to post them or not... I will have to let you know. I am still nervous about posting a curtains shot on the cellar, but if you guys want it then I could post it for her.

No no no, speaking for all guys, I of course would be offended by sexually explicit photographs of attractive women.:cool:

Let me get this straight. You have pics of KV's flaps?
This is blowing my mind a bit!

C'mon then, let's see them!?

Yes I do. She sent them to me because she thinks it is weird to post them, so she was going to have me do it. Then she had second thoughts... LOL I just sent her a message asking her if she wanted me to.

She has naughty pictures of me too, but I think I am too shy to post those on the cellar. :redface: Besides, I would have to get my SO's permission to do it anyway.

End of the year dinner celebration.


Duck and Wolfy
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...1/duckdin2.jpg


Duck and Tiger
She is the only Christian Japanese I know.
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...1/duckdin1.jpg

Check the thread title - this is the NSFW thread. Get nekkid or get out!

What does NSFW stand for anyway?

I was thinking the exact same thing. But she's not old enough to do that so she gets a pass.

NSFW = Not Safe For Work. So those of us that are at work who wish to stay gainfully employed know NOT to open the link.

Aaaah...I thought it was Not Suitable For Women...which always made me think about how sexist it was as an acronym applied here.

Makes much more sense now.

pervert

duck, baby, that is one round head ya got.

Like a basketball or somethin'---sheesh!

lmao!

Funny you say that because it has been used as a basketball before. haha

I'll just bet it has.

How am I a pervert? This is clearly marked as the NSFW thread. There's a separate thread for Show Yourself. You should take it over there, not here. I'm certainly not saying I want to see you nekkid - you arent my type, sweetie - but if its in here its s'posed to be NSFW. Simple as that, thats why this thread is here.

i want to see everyone naked. is that so wrong? except you, you should just get dressed.

Boy the risks I take being a Cellar Dwellar. Clicking on an NSFW thread when LJ is the last one to post.

Two things I don't want to see naked. Any guy and quack_quack.

I think that both of 'em are cute as hell. Jailbait, sure, but cute as hell.

Iggy...in a perfect world, your SO would *order* you to put the boobie shots up. I'm just sayin'.

You want NSFW? I'll give you NSFW. Don't say I didn't warn you!

This is KV by the way.

*and the crowd goes wild*

Now. WHY does Iggy have that pic? I need the background story.

I'd say that I still think snatch is ugly, but I like KV and I have nothing against her girlie bits at all....I just think vaginas are unattractive is all....mine included.

BUT!!! WOOO HOOOO!!!! Yay KV!!!!

You have raised the bar (and ..err..well...other things no doubt) in NSFW pics :D

Well now, that took balls.... no, wait...
Thanks KV and Iggy too.
Naughty bits are never as sexy as the whole package but always welcome.

OMG KV That is the second most beautiful thing I have seen this morning. Rite after Keryx's beautiful pussy.:yum:

OMG, I really didn't think anyone would do it. Brava!

Rite after? Does that mean you hold a small prayer service for it afterwards? If you post a picture maybe we can form a church group.:D

Ooops, time for the disclaimer.

Yes Rich, every time I am allowed to see Keryx's pussy I say a prayer to god for giving me the most beautiful woman in the world for my very own. Praise the Lord!!!

I'm with Bri. I want the backstory on that pic, because, unless I'm mistaken (and I rarely am mistaken when it comes to this topic), that's not just a shaven pussy...that's an *aroused* and shaven pussy. Note the apparent clitoral erection, and the general sense of moistness imparted by the pic.

Yup. Somebody got worked up before that shot was taken. I mean, before that picture was taken. I'm going to assume the shot was taken later.

Brava, lass.

Awesome!
I only say that because I can barely come up with the courage to post a photo of my face.....that took a lot. Is that you? Who is that? And do they know they were posted here? What's up?

You have to work for that, Cicero.


Let's see.... turn upside down, decrease brightness by 23, increase contrast by 7... ah yes, the perfect alter piece.
Flanked by candles, incense wafting, immersed in music... foreground drool bowl.
Ready for worship.... a heavenly experience... seeing god.

Yummers KV !!!!

Thanks Iggy!!

Now about Your pic , where is it ?????

That's everything I expected, and more. KV is HOT!

Three easy steps to humiliating myself:

Step one: Get a Cellar Account
Step two: Read this thread
Step three: Post a picture of myself

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/7...0020zo3.th.jpg

ahem....you seem to have cut that pic off prematurely :)

Yeah...your pic is too SFW, Nikolai!

Ooh, not bad at all!

Ok, it is a long story, but me and KV work together as some of you probably remember. We are both very open about our sexuality and end up talking a lot about sex over email. We have just gotten comfortable with each other about that stuff.

This picture came to me when she was telling me about taking pictures for her lover, and I wanted to see. So we have exchanged pictures. I have more pictures of her, some with a toy. Heehee So the pictures weren't for me per se, but I came to have them.

I ended up sending my pictures to her when I was telling her about me and my SO taking pictures and she wanted to see too. I had invited her for a threesome, but she didn't want to do it. She doesn't like to share... LOL
But we have talked about everything possible sex related at some point, so pictures aren't a big deal to her. I am a little more nervous about that... but maybe some day I will get the courage. Don't hold your breath though.

By the way, the pictures were all exchanged through home email... we don't want to risk someone looking over our shoulders and seeing naked pictures... but we would change the font and size of our writing so you could hardly read it to avoid any eavesdroppers. ;)

And people say bankers are boring. :lol2:

If you decide to share you safe deposit box, it would vault you to stardom, and certainly withdraw a deposit from me.