Its the gift that keeps on giving...to your husband!

So...did it, um...hurt like a sonofabitch?

Yeah, for 24hrs it was hell. Every day after that got considerably better, and by day 4 I was feeling pretty good. It was about a month before I could close the back of the jeep.

Your doc is good, jinx--from the pic, they look very natural. Don't feel silly!

Yeah, in case I forgot to mention, spectacular job. How many pics did Jimbo take before you got just the right amount of show-through? You know, enough to *titillate*, but not enough to actually cause any of us to pass out on our keyboards out of sheer lust?

I have this vision of LJ shooting about a thousand pictures of the new twins, what with him being such a proud papa and all.

There was actually a lot of cursing about the unusually thick fabric that cellar T's are made out of....

Thanks blue, I think he did a great job too. And oddly, he looks just like the lighter-haired surgeon on nip tuck.

Ooooh...Dylan Walsh.

(if you said he looked like Julian McMahon, I would have just passed out)

Nice jugs. Between you, and jumbo's prodigious man-teats, I don't know where to :::motorboat:::

Not to detract from the discussion of the very lovely jinx's hooters ... but important safety tip: The mugs do not stand up well to repeated runs through the dishwasher.

oh...you said Mugs.

ok

I notice things like this because of my problem recognising faces in real life. You have fine-boned, tanned arms in your pictures of frogs, and obviously you are slip-hipped with a waist. In a process of elimination there were no other female Dwellars with your skin colour, bone structure AND waist. I didn't want to comment on the breasts, but I must say - fair play to you. They look wonderful.

This is a very personal question and I will understand if you ignore it, but it seemed creepy to ask in a PM - are they lifted, or implants? If implants, how do they feel? I know you wouldn't settle for rock hard boobies that would outlast the cockroaches, but the only pair I've felt (for comparison reasons of course) was back in the 90s and when I say fake I mean FAKE! It really stayed with me as a sense memory.

Good, since someone else asked a question, I will too.

My sis-in-law is getting implants this fall, she's 39. (no children, and can't have any)

How long do they last? Assuming no complications, most websites list a finite time until they need to be replaced. I must assume that as technology gets better, so does the 'warrenty'. In 15 years, will you need an upgrade? What might that entail?

Just asking you, since you are the only person I know that has them, that I am comfortable asking. (Plus I didn't think of these ??s when I was talking to SIL about hers. I will though next time I see her, and update if anyone's interested in what she was told)

Thanks.

AND!

the best part...they taste like French Vanilla!


that was extra

Shush, you
We're onto lady-talk now

:lol:

Don't you mean "Freedom Vanilla"?

Thanks! They feel pretty good right now... still a little firm, but they are still in the "dropping and fluffing" stage. They are silicon gel implants - no lift ( I thought about going the lift route instead but was freaked out by the extensive scarring). The rock hard boobs are overfilled saline implants. Over filled to reduce rippling, which saline is wont to do apparently. I had planned on silicon gel, and in fact only made a consultation appointment becuase it was finally FDA approved for cosmetic use (I thought about doing it for years). I felt both kinds of implants at the appointment and was shocked by the difference. The silicon felt like a boob - the saline felt like a ziplock bag with water in it. There's just no comparison, even with the silicon being about $1K more.

They tell you to plan to have them replaced in 10 years. Some last longer, some people have problems sooner. The cohesive gels (that arent approved yet) apparently last much longer. From my understanding, the subsequent surgeries are much easier to recover from becuase the dissection/pocket is already done.

Thank you

These sound like the sort of inquiries that someone who was thinking about obtaining augmentation would make. Please tell me you aren't seriously thinking of growing those two perfect little mounds of yours? Please?

Say it ain't so, LabRat... say it ain't so.

Wonder how it's done? NSFW
http://www.m90.org/index.php?id=39159

As LR is currently looking to conceive I doubt augmentation is likely in the near future.

Oh, thank the Gods. And trying to conceive is such fun, too!

All true. Wife got her fun bags last Thursday. Silicone. New stuff. If Momma's happy, I am happy.

Oh you MUST post PICS !!

Els, Bruce,

No, not currently looking to get an upgrade, Sundae is right. IF I did, it wouldn't be till I was sure I was done procreating.

Thanks jinx, for the reply.

I am on the fence. One day, I want to. The next I think Wow, too much time off of doing what I like to make it worth it. We'll see what I think after my SIL gets it done.

As it is, Mr. Rat can't keep his paws off 'em. He hardly needs more encouragement. :)


Oh, and the minute Mr. Rat got home on Friday, he told me to tell jinx to get those puppies out there and on here!!! (I told him to register and tell her himself, but here I am...)

she went back for the 'after' pics today.

;) ;) ;)

Do they put those online at the doctor's website. You know, like new babies. I mean, those are kinda like new babies.

I'm sensing a new money-making opportunity for the T-shirt 2007.

Tell me MORE !!!!

Oh, I got nothin', that's why I'm only sensing it

Oh Come ON UT , A brilliant mind such as yours SURELY must be able to come up with SOME Money Makeing plan !!!


( Oh and I DIDN'T call you Shirley !!! ;) )

I'd be willing to put up a pic of myself in a wet t-shirt, if at least one other person was too so that cellarites could vote with dollars as to who has the best rack. Is there a way to make a note in paypal as to who the $$ would go for?

On the other hand, I don't want to smut up the place and lose the good debates/intellegent posters by bringing in a bunch of fools just looking for free porn, then tearing up the rest of the cellar with a bunch of trolling and flaming.

jinx has a good idea about how to do this.

UT can create a limited access thread or sub forum if need be.

participants would have to buy a cellar tshirt (white)

voters would pay a fee to vote. when they pay, they can view the thread.

winnings divided between the cellar and the winner(s)


might take a little time to get the shirts bought and shipped...but once the contestants are attired...they could take many many several high quality provocative and reavealing wet tshirt shots without fear of the casual internet browsing goon leering at them. unless you count stevedallas.

and no reason this has to be ladies only.....other than fnc getting all homophobic again...but i think he may have learned to keep that to himself.

let me just reiterate the part about the :

Sounds interesting

I dont think it should be a competition.

You run the risk of the *winner* mentioning it in EVERY post of theirs from hereonin.

Its sooooo tiresome hearing "my rack was the best", "I might make a t-shirt with my winning rack on it"...for the next 12 months.

Besides, I think Jinx's man-madies are unbeatable :)

But for display purposes....I'd be in.

You know, I was wondering if the dead horse being beat in the avatar thread was directed at me, or if I was paranoid. I'm gonna say yep, it was after the above post.

Are you pissed I still haven't had a chance to post the duck penis I promised when you first joined?

http://www.sciam.com/includes/galler...DD1054231B4594

LR, I got yer back.

Uhuh, it was directed at you.

I do think its tiresome that *you* feel the need to mention your arse in every other post.

I used to think your posts were valid and interesting, then I went thinking it was cute n funny that you wanted to mention your arse so often to bring the attention back to it....about the time you wanted to make a bumber sticker, I started rolling my eyes...from there on.....annoying for me personally. :)

I'm still waiting on the duck penis pic

That's the duck penis in BigV's post! :eek:

V... dude... are you tryin' to say ducks have a big vagina?

Speaking as a man, here, I just want to say that I cannot conceive of any circumstance under which either the display or mention of Labrat's ass would be inappropriate or tiresome.

In fact, I think I'll go and check out the pics she's already posted, and hope she posts more soon.

DN - don't be afraid to join in the fun, either verbally or photographically. :D

I think this is LumberJim's way of saying that we have a lot of white T-shirts to unload.

This is probably how he got rid of those white Ford sedans when he was selling cars.;)

I'm holding out for a black crew neck.

nonono. the newest t shirt is ordered thru zazzle on the links in the front of this thread. i have only my own personal head stash of cellar regalia.

i did do a design from the previous shirt on zazzle....see minifob modeling that back a few pages. or oder one here. all proceeds that come from my shirts go to the cellar. i've earned $1.92 for the team so far! woohoo...thanks wolf & cf! www.zazzle.com/lumberjim

Even Captain Hatred? :) Who the hell is that guy?

ah...that's my future ex boss. we all ordered those shirts and wore them into a saturday morning meeting. he loved it. he has one too.

Hypothetically speaking, what would happen if somebody walked in looking to buy a car, and they were wearing one of those?

invoice less $500 easy. better hurry tho.....he's gone after august 1st......greener pastures and all that. sux....he's the best boss i've ever had.

HEY!!!! Wheres th buttfuck ya in the mouth tee gone? I went to order one n its gone.

I think Zazzle doesn't allow profanity.

it's there....but you have to log in with a cc number so you can see r rated items

Interesting method of ensuring that one is an adult before showing you the naughty stuff...just make sure you have a credit card number, and moreover, that you give it to them?

Money *is* morality.

i'm not a big fan of that either, but if you're going to be ordering.....you're gonna be giving one to them anyway, so....

Well, I can't please everyone all the time. *shrug*



:lol: Thanks V. Except my pics were of a live duck, hanging out in my backyard. (heh) I did look for them a long time ago, but didn't come across them. Unfortunately they are even deeper now...

I made a mug.

Not sure if the logo I stole off the main page will print well, or will pixilate too much. Will let every one know, once I have one in hand.

Funny thing. We were at the Drafting Room last night with Marci's cousin and I wore my long sleeve Cellar shirt. A woman sitting at the table behind me was reading the shirt out loud and commenting on the coffee shop with no coffee. So I turned around and told her it was a local Bulletin Board.

someone just ordered 2 of these cellar keychains!


get yours today!

I'm working on a calendar starting in March, btw :D

I can't wait.

You should let us all send you some pics

I bookmarked the page of lumberjim cellarware.

I have to think about it...but potatowave really had me laughing. It doesn't say Cellar anywhere, though, does it?