Well, in a way, we have been advertising a cat-and-duck-rescue service.

At least they are in tact. Can't stand those tactless ducklings.

These young poultry these days have no brain-to-mouth filter.

Maybe we could club together and send them a few oranges and a little sage?

My entire clutch of ducklings was killed in the 9-11 attacks. How can you be so thoughtless?

Did you clutch them too hard?

You must be this old to ride this post
 

Duckie!

The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by fuck.

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why am i banned???

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oh i forgot to say "dear admin, fuck your site and fuck your mother :)" i hope you burn in hell :)

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The IP address attached to the message: dsl85-98-214xx.ttnet.net.tr

Turkey.

Spammer.

That smiley face. It's so offensive.

I think you're getting a little heavy handed in your bannings there mr toad.

Turkey! Just in time for Canadian Thanksgiving!

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i am a cellar of various merchandise over the inernet and i am wondering about the rules you have for celling stuff here on your cite. do you ask for a somision? can i cell stuff that is adult in nature? please get back to me soon i look forward to giving you the business

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Referring Page: http://cellar.org/forumdisplay.php?f=2
IP Address: xx.xx.xx.xx
User Name: sir john
User ID: 15269

This is clever enough but I don't think sir realized that the user name is passed along if you're logged in while using Contact Us.

A cellar's somission? Was he attacked by a bat as a sbool boy?

Hmm, well at least he asked. That was better than just trying to spam the place, right?

Maybe it was someone taking the piss...

I'm sure that doesn't mean the same thing on this side of the pond.

I guess not.

It means to make fun of something. Taking the piss out of something or someone.

do you get the IP address if they are not logged in?

my contribution to this thread has been foiled lol...

sir john:

Never fuck with a bunch of fuckers. Stoopid.

it's almost funnier blowing the joke, but not quite :redface:

you can expect the ip address is always logged.

http://mail.google.com/mail/images/cleardot.giffromhttp://mail.google.com/mail/images/cleardot.gif: kim @ The Cellar
Subject: The Cellar Contact Us Form - I have a question
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I was thinking about getting a monkey and i was wondering if monkeys are legal in california and if certain types of monkeys are legal in certain states?

Thanks,
Kim

I'll take this one, UT.

Kim,
Sure. They are legal in all states, as long as you can provide typewriters for them.

Not at the contact us link but sent to me directly:

Oh come on UT, Fabian is such a fan.
And he is meticulous in his research.

Let's give him a break.

Do it for $1,000

Fabian? Sounds like the name of someone who might be into contributing articles of clothing......

.......is it a pron site?


Could we have him write an article about trolls, felching, whale penis, parenting, dead hobos, haggis, fingers, cabbage, autism, unemployment, telephone numbers, grammar, top management and treadmills. We'd probably need the article to be less that 50 words. Think he could do that? We got the unique right there, but could he make it interesting and get his subtle link in? :lol:

Encourage Fabian to tell you more about his proposal, then post it here. Why buy the cow when you're getting the milk for free.

This came to my email address, not the contact us link. Gmail did not find it to be spam. The name and address have not been changed.

Well, what say you? Should we pay a domain squatter for happycellar.com?

Seriously? Why would we want that?

So she can tell that Cellar booze place she's offering it to others.

cuz they up'd our meds?

Hold out for Happy'sCellar.com to get in on the Disney franchise.

NO!

We'd need grumpycellar too. Does she have the full dwarfcellar collection available and is there a special price if you buy all 7?

Actually there's more than 7, but they can't marry in Alabama. :headshake

From email, not Contact Us.

I think they do this to mine the domain's potential as a link farm. I don't think they can do this successfully without having the content too, to pretend that it's still a real site. There is no interest in selling and I will not be returning this gent's email.

HappyEndingdsCellar.org an the other hand...

This Richard Jordan, ya think?

Attachment 52081

:jig:

I hope it's not that Richard Jordan.

Not only does he have the crazy-eyes, he's been dead for 20 years...

Translation:

We have recently found out Google penalizes you for posting your links on spammy sites. We are finding it more profitable to pay to post links on legit sites that police spam, so we look like we are not spam and our links rise normally.

prediction: the offers will soon bypass the site admin. Spammers will find direct contact info for users of moderated forums and offer them some cash on the D.L. to post links to crap as though they had just found it, all 'hay guyz check this out is it cool IDK.'

and we put them all in a spam thread and forward the proceeds?

*furrows brow in thought*

If only someone could figure out a way to make money with this interwebs thing.

Take their money then send them to Coventry.

This one is a little baffling:

Helen is right, how could let that happen you bastard. :lol2:

Helen Waite

she needs to go to Helen Waite

sounds like she was doing his homework for him.

Yes. It's the same Helen, same Heleny UK email address.

Get details!

She's using her children to get to you, Toad.
Don't trust her.

yeah, she's playing the long game.

Hi,

I hope all is well with you.

I'm contacting you on behalf of a large digital marketing agency and I would like to discuss guest posting opportunities with you. We have a sizable pool of clients to our name and so as a result, we have the ability to post multiple times on a given site which could lead to a profitable future partnership?

I am looking to discuss costs with you. In terms of price, we would be looking to post for $50, however, we would be interested in posting around 4 a month.

It would be great to strike up a discussion on this and I would be happy to provide examples of our work and our company information at your request.

Kind Regards

Christopher James


PS: Apologies if you have received a similar email from us - it might be because you have more than one site.

Given many sites like ours fund themselves through advertising that doesn't seem such an odd request.

It's the amount that shocked me a little, but ok, that's for 4 posts.

Still not gonna do it

Ahh I see what you mean.