ok, i don't know what this is but i'm sure what ever it does the result is bacon

!!

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...9/baconpig.jpg

Good for me, but we'd have to explain "bogan" to all the merkins.

"Bogan" is the Australian word for trailer trash (US) or chav (UK). Maybe a bit red-neckish too.

well i guess i can be a bogan at times, and i did eat a nutritious nerd less than 8 hours ago so i guess he would still be inside me.

more to the point... more bacon!

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o.../baconfuck.jpg

Readsa the labelsa.

i really do hate that thing

Maybe its an exercise machine. Not a walker, not a runner.

A trotter.

If I could see a receptacle I'd say Pig Wanker. With the straps underneath and the tilting action providing the sensation of a boar mounting a sow. Without one I'm stumped - unless it's simply a pig in transit.

Maybe artificial insemination or castration??

looked to me like something to hold it still while they work on the hooves? like horses?

Don't think they shoe pigs. As in horse shoes.

not so much shoes, but trimming the hoof/taking care of it...I really didn't think they did this with pigs either, but his back foot is up, leading me to question...

Edit: so is his front foot...

and maybe it teaches paraplegic pigs to walk again using pneumatic arms and such..
by the way "trotter", just horrible.. i love it =)

mmm..

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...conpigface.jpg

The bacon and chocolate chip cookie.

That looks good

Snake & Bacon

that is one of the best things i have ever seen, it's definitely going straight to the "random t!me" bulletin.....

Snake n Bacon...:lol2:

Ssss


:lol:

Bacon Placemat
http://www.instructables.com/id/Bacon-Placemats/

Bacon Soap
http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Make-Bacon-Soap/

Set the bacon placemats and wash up with the bacon soap, 'cause it's time to serve the sausage and bacon house.... gingerbread is for wimps.

Reminds me of The Fat House (and car)

Freshens breath...I guess. Perhaps after you've had a bacon martini.

take care of all your bacon quandaries with the patented bacon flow chart!

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o..._flowchart.jpg

Rerun?

I've got to admit...That's one nice looking sandwich with 1 +1/4 pounds of bacon. Makes me hungry just thinking about it.....

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o...ger/bacon6.jpg

Except white bread is bad for your health.

Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo
 

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i came here with the sole purpose of posting this exact picture,
damn you and your fast thinking japery and god-speedily haste.

well done, person.. (i've always wanted to start calling people person.. how does it go? haha)

now i must fossick in my growlery for bacon related items once again.

one moment please..... *elevator "musak" playing

aha!

a car boot full of pre bacon, i think that's what you call those things

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o.../baconboot.jpg

now what sort of tomfoolery are you trying to pull here?

that is a cat.... right?

did it just eat some bacon or is it surfing for bacon porn?

My bad. Clicked the wrong http://cellar.org/images/buttons/lastpost.gif button.

NPA.

aargh! i almost left my precious bacon thread alone for too long.. it must not die..

i don't think i'll ever run short of bacon shit, i wonder when i'll get sick of it though...

hmmmm

chocolate bacon has healing qualities

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o.../baconchoc.jpg

With sprinkles? That's just not right. :headshake

I just wish he hadn't used the phrase "bacon shit" so close to those pictures.

sorry.. i meant pig manure.. ie:

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o.../pigmanure.jpg

oh.. and look at this dedicated bacon lover

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...acontattoo.jpg

The Clogger...

As part of fair use I hereby submit my review of The Simpsons Movie(TM): Two hooves up!

It makes me hungry just looking at it

mmmmmm cartoon bacon

does this fix your hunger problem?

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...baconPiggy.jpg

it's not working. :(

Yes, it fixes my craving for bacon....in fact, it fixes my craving for ANY food. No snacking for me today.:eek:

Why, what's wrong with the picture? :confused:

teehee :bolt:

Have I sent you my phone number recently?

theres a whole site dedicated to this.. i think it's called hats of meat

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...aconfedora.jpg

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...k/baconhat.jpg

but but but that last hat is real bacon....... want

i'd still use real bacon...

bacon-chzbrgr cake

This solves both my hunger and my clothing problem thank you

Very, very unsettling:

http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p...5&postcount=13

Meat ship, with 48 rashers of bacon.

Here, this should help erase bad memories

http://www.browniepointsblog.com/200...-vodka/#commen

thats the second tome thats happened.. i came here specifically to post this picture, it's like everyone's reading about bacon all the time..
i want some of that vodka.. although the yellowness is slightly off putting .

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...acon_vodka.jpg

damn you, now i have to dig in my bacon collection again..
harrrrrrr!

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...baconcross.jpg

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j.../baconmuff.jpg

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...onicecream.jpg

Sorry, didn't meat to steal your thunder. I am oddly obsessed with this thread now, so anytime I see bacon, I grab it. :p


OK, that didn't sound good. :blush:

steal away.. it's not my bacon, and besides.. it needs to be shared.
at least you didn't say meat

damn it, poking around in my meat collection it looks like i'm gonna have to go hunting again.

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j.../baconfuck.jpg

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...aconwallet.jpg

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...baconweave.jpg

Now everything can be bacon flavored!
http://www.baconsalt.com/

Did you have this one already?

http://ft.mirror.waffleimages.com/fi...686332d10d.jpg

Oink

May be even warmer if you mirowave it first.

im thinking she just wanted the sex, and the burger was a bonus. i mean ...who doesnt want a bacon double after a good romp?

Saw this on the How It's Made on the Discovery Channel last night. Naturally, I thought of all of you.

Bacon: How It's Made