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capnhowdy 01-06-2006 09:16 PM

The problem asks "how much do they weigh", not how much WILL they weigh.They weigh 100 lbs. Dammit.

tw 01-06-2006 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna
You buy 100 lbs of cucumbers. Cukes are 99% water. In a few days they later dry out to 98% water. How much do they weigh?

Oral sex to anyone who can give me the CORRECT answer.

100 lbs of cucumbers that are 99% water. If cucumber loses water volume, then cucumber is 98% water - by volume. For every cubic foot of 'pure cucumber', we once had 99 cubic feet of water; but now only have 49 cubic feet of water. Still we don't know how much the cucumber weighs because we don't know weight densities.

For example if 99 cubic feet of water weighed 1 pound, then 'pure cucumber' weights 99 pounds. Therefore we have reduced weight from 100 pounds to 99.495 lbs. However if 'pure cucumber' is 10 pounds and 99 cubic feet of water is 90 pounds, then we have reduced cucumber to 54.54 pounds.


To accomplish same assuming 99% water 'by weight' - not by volume. 100 lbs of cucumber is 99 lbs water and 1 lbs 'pure cucumber'. When partially dried, then 1 lbs of pure cucumber remains. To be 98% water (by weight), then 1 lbs cucumber is mixed with 49 lbs water. This time we have eliminated 50 lbs of water or more than 50% of that water - by weight and by volume.

Problem forgot to define percentage in terms of volume or weight - or time. 'Do' is a time before the drying or after the drying? Classic examples of perspective perversion. Therefore only Rush Limbaugh - who is good at providing answers by conventiently making assumptions and forgetting facts - could have answered the question.

Oral sex. Does that mean I get a phone call? Another question of missing information - perspective.

zippyt 01-07-2006 01:23 AM

Ok Folks's ,,,

Here ya go ,
What weighs more , a pound of Gold or a Pound of lead ??? :rolleyes:

wolf 01-07-2006 01:44 AM

Aw, that's easy. But which one falls faster if you drop it off the Empire State Building?

capnhowdy 01-07-2006 08:22 AM

Reminds me.....
If eggs were twelve cents a dozen, how much would a hundred eggs be?

Trilby 01-07-2006 08:38 AM

ok, before we go on to further mind-blowing questions: which of the above answers to the Cuke Problem is correct???? This is for TEN POINTS!

does anybody else think it's cute that tw answered the question? I think it's adorable!!

richlevy 01-07-2006 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna
ok, before we go on to further mind-blowing questions: which of the above answers to the Cuke Problem is correct???? This is for TEN POINTS!

does anybody else think it's cute that tw answered the question? I think it's adorable!!

I checked and the 50 pound answer is correct. I intend to offer my college student son $5 if he can give me the answer. Of course, you can sweeten the pot if you like.http://www.cellar.org/images/smilies/tongue.gif

At least I'll know his Internet search skills are good.

dar512 01-07-2006 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna
ok, before we go on to further mind-blowing questions: which of the above answers to the Cuke Problem is correct???? This is for TEN POINTS!

does anybody else think it's cute that tw answered the question? I think it's adorable!!

The problem statement makes it implicit that the criteria is by weight. TW just likes to make things more difficult.

However, you might get extra credit by showing that you at least considered the alternative volume criteria. Unless you think the teacher will pull your paper completely for getting help from your buddies.

tw 01-07-2006 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna
does anybody else think it's cute that tw answered the question? I think it's adorable!!

It was the 'carrot' - oral sex - that attracted my curiosity. Still wondering how that will occur. Or was there also something ‘implicit’ in that reward?

Trilby 01-07-2006 04:34 PM

the mere fact that tw was/is interested in getting oral sex was what really threw me. I can only imagine his 'sex' talk.

PS--does tw win? did he come up with the answer first? If he did--I'm prepared to pay up!

richlevy 01-07-2006 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna
the mere fact that tw was/is interested in getting oral sex was what really threw me. I can only imagine his 'sex' talk.

He's the only guy I know who will check to make sure there isn't an STD or an MBA!http://www.cellar.org/images/smilies/lol.gif

'Yes, I can see here that you were a Penthouse Pet of the Year, but where did you go to college?'

'Harvard Business School'

'NEXT!'

SteveDallas 01-07-2006 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy
'Yes, I can see here that you were a Penthouse Pet of the Year, but where did you go to college?'

'Harvard Business School'

'NEXT!'

COOKIE!!!!!

Elspode 01-07-2006 06:41 PM

Good lord...if answering a math question gets you oral sex, what do you get with a nice dinner, a movie and flowers?

Rock Steady 01-07-2006 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna
Oral sex to anyone who can give me the CORRECT answer.

You didn't say just the FIRST to give you the correct answer. Anyone.

50 lbs.

Call me at your convenience, sweetie. :love:

capnhowdy 01-07-2006 10:24 PM

OK..... 50 lbs is cool w/me.

from Dumb and Dumber:
Quote:

You mean there's a chance?
:love:


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