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seakdivers 12-08-2005 11:37 AM

xoB - he does work from home!

At the door you'll be asked to give a hair & blood sample, a buccal swab will be taken, and you'll be set!

Last one to the theater room is a rotten egg!!

wolf 12-08-2005 10:19 PM

I have to know seak ... does he watch CSI and point out all the errors?

seakdivers 12-08-2005 11:40 PM

Wolf - Ooooh you have no idea. The errors are one thing, but it's the stuff they completely fabricate that really drives him crazy.
In the forensic community they call it the "CSI effect". It's a real problem when being in front of a jury, and they don't understand why you didn't pull out the "crimescenescanner2000" like they saw on CSI.

Yeah, you are going to have the person that processes the crime scene being the same person that processes the evidence in the lab (using magical powders, liquids & equipment that don't exist). Of course they are also investigating the suspect, and ultimately will be there for the arrest. You can almost hear the criminal saying "if it weren't for those meddling CSI guys, I would have gotten away with it!"

You have no idea of how many people really think it works that way.

Elspode 12-09-2005 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna
You've just made a very powerful enemy.

This coming from someone who has the Death Row theme from "Chicago" as their sig line...scary. :worried:

Trilby 12-09-2005 09:26 AM

Hey, Els! Thanks for noticing!

You all know that, deep down, I'm a pussycat.
:apaw:

melidasaur 12-09-2005 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by seakdivers
Wolf - Ooooh you have no idea. The errors are one thing, but it's the stuff they completely fabricate that really drives him crazy.
In the forensic community they call it the "CSI effect". It's a real problem when being in front of a jury, and they don't understand why you didn't pull out the "crimescenescanner2000" like they saw on CSI.

Yeah, you are going to have the person that processes the crime scene being the same person that processes the evidence in the lab (using magical powders, liquids & equipment that don't exist). Of course they are also investigating the suspect, and ultimately will be there for the arrest. You can almost hear the criminal saying "if it weren't for those meddling CSI guys, I would have gotten away with it!"

You have no idea of how many people really think it works that way.


I hear ya! Mr. Saur usually points out the poor pipetting technique used by the CSIs. Plus he's a chemist, so he pretty much knows how to use a pipette.

seakdivers 12-09-2005 11:10 AM

Don'tcha love it when they walk into the crime scene and pick something up with no gloves on (before photographing it mind you). Aaaarrrrgh!!

capnhowdy 12-09-2005 02:23 PM

CSI...The entire first season on DVD would be a malicious gift.

xoxoxoBruce 12-09-2005 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

Goddamnit, they're sold out. :(

richlevy 12-10-2005 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
The Harem Grows.

A Harem? The ultimate malicious gift.http://www.cellar.org/images/smilies/wink.gif

xoxoxoBruce 12-10-2005 10:10 PM

Not virtual Harems. :smack:

seakdivers 12-11-2005 12:09 PM

xoB - you should never look a gift harem in the mouth.

monster 12-20-2005 10:19 PM

I know my semi-estranged dad would take great delight in buying my three kids a drum kit if he could be bothered to shop for himself. But he can't, so he sends one check to cover all birthday presents and Christmas. Do I need counselling because I used it to get them a drum kit? :3_eyes: :lol:

zippyt 12-20-2005 10:40 PM

Do I need counselling because I used it to get them a drum kit?

Considering the sorse of the cash !!!! No , I don't think so , sick and twisted , Yes , but He would probley WANT it that way !!!

seakdivers 12-22-2005 01:40 AM

Ok, I'm ruined. No kazoos in town at all. Every shop owner looked at me like I was crazy for wanting six of them, much less one.

I'm writing this down for next year.


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