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capnhowdy 10-24-2005 05:22 PM

Not in a million years.

IMO if you feel compelled to do the unnatural to keep your sex life interesting, maybe you should try a new partner.

Fecal material should be disposed of...... not toyed with. (IMO)

laebedahs 10-24-2005 05:28 PM

Who said anything about fecal matter? I sure as hell didn't, nor is anything mentioning that in the poll or any of these posts.

itsjulie 10-24-2005 09:45 PM

wow, I learn a lot at the cellar. I guess I never thought straight men would want anal penetration....not that I myself would ever want to go messing down there anyway. :fart:

Elspode 10-24-2005 09:46 PM

That's the problem with a tag line like yours, julie. You tell people you like to know stuff, they start letting you in on things you may not have anticipated.

itsjulie 10-24-2005 09:53 PM

true that elsp!

Just reminded me of a story. I met this gay guy at work a while ago, we became friends and then ended up having wild, crazy sex. Well, thats not true. Heres the real story.

He told me that some of his gay friends were into shitting on a clear plate that the partner holds over his head while laying on the floor. Now thats the true story. :turd:

laebedahs 10-24-2005 10:05 PM

I actually overheard this in high school one day. This one girl (preppy) was talking to some other girls about it. But, I don't want to stray off-topic, if you want to talk about that start a new thread please.

Rock Steady 10-24-2005 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim
you don't know me well enough by now to tell when I'm serious?

Actually, no, I don't. I'm afraid you would beat the crap out of me with a tire iron. I'm sorry I didn't tell you I was not female at birth on the first date, but I chickened out. :blush:

itsjulie 10-24-2005 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by laebedahs
I actually overheard this in high school one day. This one girl (preppy) was talking to some other girls about it. But, I don't want to stray off-topic, if you want to talk about that start a new thread please.

Thats all I needed to say about that topic - but am curious why you pointed out the girl was preppy? yes this is also off topic, but do tell.

laebedahs 10-24-2005 10:55 PM

"Preppy", for the most part, is being hip, cool, mainstream, whatever. Watching through glass someone take a dump doesn't exactly strike you as mainstream, does it?

Iggy 10-25-2005 12:13 AM

Seeing as how I am not a man, I can't say for the guys. But all of my boyfriends have turned out to like the stimulation, a few actually claiming to be bi. I just thought that most guys liked it and would not admit it. :turd:

I am certainly not a fan. I have a perfectly good orifice right there, why do you gotta go and try and use the wrong one? Is this just me? Girls?

Rock Steady 10-25-2005 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Iggy
Seeing as how I am not a man, I can't say for the guys. But all of my boyfriends have turned out to like the stimulation, a few actually claiming to be bi. I just thought that most guys liked it and would not admit it. :turd:

I am certainly not a fan. I have a perfectly good orifice right there, why do you gotta go and try and use the wrong one? Is this just me? Girls?

I totally agree. I like the penis-vagina thing, I have no desire to fuck an anus. I mean, females are built for this already, isn't that what a vagina does best?

Some of my daughter's boyfriends claimed to be Bi. It didn't matter to her. Actually, two of her friends that are guys got her to put on black nail polish on them and when I saw them they said to me, she did it! I think it is more acceptable now among teens for boys to explore their options.

I didn't tell these two guys that I had asked her to put black nail polish on my nails a few months earlier, and neither did she. I don't thinks it's cool to have a dad that explores his options. :D

Trilby 10-25-2005 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Rock Steady
I like the penis-vagina thing, I have no desire to fuck an anus.

Right! So, why do a whole lot of men want to fuck a woman there?? I've run into a bunch who want to do it. It can't be that I run into these guys and nobody else does? What is with that? If a man hadn't done it he wanted to, and if he had done it he wanted to do it again!

barefoot serpent 10-25-2005 09:55 AM

So much innuendo; so little time...

I chose a female doctor mainly because of hand size. 'Nuf said.

BigV 10-25-2005 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by itsjulie
true that elsp!

Just reminded me of a story. -------censored--

:turd:

y'know, itsjulie, your signature? It's called "your" signature for a reason, it's, well, yours. Even a Hungry Mind like myself has limits, standards about what I consume. What's that? Limit? Ah, look over your shoulder. Yeah. That's it back there a bit, it was that bump we crossed over a couple of posts ago. Yeah. There for a reason. Sure, no problem. Thanks. Cool. Look forward to your future posts. Right. Bye for now.


:retch:

Iggy 10-25-2005 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna
Right! So, why do a whole lot of men want to fuck a woman there?? I've run into a bunch who want to do it. It can't be that I run into these guys and nobody else does? What is with that? If a man hadn't done it he wanted to, and if he had done it he wanted to do it again!


I have run into the same guys. One of them convinced me to do it once, but never again!!!! I don't like to bleed and it didn't feel good anyway. :thepain2: So at least now I can say "yes, I tried it, didn't like it in the slightest, I even bled. So drop the subject" when a guy tries to tell me I won't know until I tried it. Why are they so obsessed? Am I meeting the wrong guys? It is really frustrating, I know how you feel Bri.

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