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Hobbs 09-16-2005 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx
all i know is my g-string is around my ankles.

You think you got it bad? I have somebody elses g-string around my ankles.

jinx 09-16-2005 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble
My logic has always been: we know that at least some of the epidural drugs get into the baby's system, and these are the same babies we won't give Tylenol until they're two years old

Although I agree with your sentiment, that's not true. Ped's routinely recommend doses of tylenol, following vaccinations, at baby's 2,4,6,12,15,18 and 24 month appointments. 20 or so injections, many with multiple antigens... sorry, I digress.

BigV 09-16-2005 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx
--snip... sorry, I digress.

Pearls before swine, jinx. Save your breath... :
:biglaugha

zippyt 09-16-2005 03:05 PM

Damn , some body ELSE cought on th the PMS Federline !!!!!!!

Tonchi 09-16-2005 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Hobbs
You think you got it bad? I have somebody elses g-string around my ankles.

If she didn't leave it knotted around your neck, you are still ahead ;)

Elspode 09-16-2005 04:28 PM

I, for one, care not one whit about Ms. Spears' intellect, her upbringing, performing abilities or conversational qualities. She can be as white trash as Daisy Duke's grandma, and I wouldn't care. In fact, I am greatly encouraged by her childbirth choice, as it keeps thing relatively unabused in the long run, thus further fanning my fantasy flames. The only thing about Britney that interests me has been preserved and well-maintained (though a good washing is probably in order).

If only she wasn't saving herself for Bruce.

be-bop 09-16-2005 06:30 PM

Unsure about the the term White Trash is that the same or higher up the food chain a bit from a Redneck please explain??? :D

busterb 09-16-2005 07:39 PM

About the same, Hill Billy, GA.cracker, redneck, backwoods folks And in LA, coonass.
Sometimes in fun and sometimes it's other folks looking down there noses at people who are not as high up the social ladder.

plthijinx 09-17-2005 12:30 AM

here's the laydown from skoal spitter to heineken drinker:
white trash (because not all white trash can afford a trailer)
trailer trash (makes enough money to at least afford rent in a trailer)
redneck (if you git stuk rednecks gunna come up with a beer and say "hold yer pecker, i'll git some help", only to return with his wife and kids and wait for bubba)
bubba (he rolls up with his ridin' lawn mower and a loggin' chain and says those famous last words "hey y'all watch this!")
good ol' boy (rolls up with his F-350 or C-3500 with a chain with cuntry musak blarin' oh, and stay out of his way and do as your told, it's best)
heineken boy (rolls up in his land rover and calls good ol' boy that works for him to take care of the situation all whilst talking to muffy on his cell phone)

xoxoxoBruce 09-17-2005 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode
If only she wasn't saving herself for Bruce.

Naw, I don't want her, again. ;)

Iggy 09-19-2005 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna
Britney had a baby boy today, via C-section. She is reported as saying she wanted a C to avoid the "pain of natural childbirth"--!!

Ummm... last I heard a C-section is much more painful in the after days then natural. Maybe she will be really doped up, because she will be hurting! She will learn.

Also, they have surgeries now to make the women good in bed again. And I think Britney can afford it.

BigV 09-20-2005 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx
here's the laydown from skoal spitter to heineken drinker:
white trash (because not all white trash can afford a trailer)
trailer trash (makes enough money to at least afford rent in a trailer)
redneck (if you git stuk rednecks gunna come up with a beer and say "hold yer pecker, i'll git some help", only to return with his wife and kids and wait for bubba)
bubba (he rolls up with his ridin' lawn mower and a loggin' chain and says those famous last words "hey y'all watch this!")
good ol' boy (rolls up with his F-350 or C-3500 with a chain with cuntry musak blarin' oh, and stay out of his way and do as your told, it's best)
heineken boy (rolls up in his land rover and calls good ol' boy that works for him to take care of the situation all whilst talking to muffy on his cell phone)

Yes, I reckon you nailed it. Always wanted to be a good ol' boy.

Urbane Guerrilla 09-23-2005 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by marichiko
Eh, she feared the wrath of Urbane Guerilla or was it NicotineGun? I get the two of them confused. :worried:


Well, don't. It would demonstrate to excess the kind of thinking I so often score you about. :p


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