one of my closest friends kids are Hunter, Gunnar, and Sage (a common CA desert plant). Yes, they re supporters of the 2nd amendment.

I worked with a guy a while ago who, after "Dances with Wolves" came out, his wife started calling him "Reclines with Remote".

As long as I'm reminiscing - there was another guy at the same place who was short, stocky, and had a dour disposition. He, of course, was known as Grumpy.

Old friend: Gary Smelley
Business aquaintance: Dick Knots

Her last name. At least that's what everyone at work called her. I can't remember her last name, though.

Katkeeper once bought a car from Dusty Rhoades.

My folks played cards with John and Harriet Schmuck most every Saturday night. :thumb:

Don't leave out the famous Dick Trickle.
Giving your kid more names than fits in a standard form is mean.

I went to school with a Harry Bush and I worked with a Jane who married Dick Organ.. Not Richard.. but Dick. And they of course have a large collection of Dick and Jane memorabilia.

That's better than a large organ collection. ;)

The pro wrestler?

Nah, the guy from ZZ Topp.

There is also a tilesetter in my town(male) named Patty Williams.
I'd kill my parents.

I don't get why it's funny. Other than being an adult who keeps a childhood nickname.

My friend works data entry, and he comes across alot of names. Some of them he's given to me:

Steven Manly Smith
Elizabeth Goodbody
Anne Marie Surprise
Aneda Dollar
Thorn Bun Lay
Donald Madewell
James Manlove
Jeffrey D Funkhouser
Larry Leatherwood
Tyrone Stammers
Pat Nutt
Herbert C Bumgarner
Crystal Bonga
Marie Fast
Jerome A Flake
Linda Lovely

I know Dusty Rhodes. Went to school with him. Have broken bread and countless beers with him. Not the ZZ Top guy.

the wrestler?