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- Lumberjim's Office (http://cellar.org/forumdisplay.php?f=29)

- - Put another dwellar in a car (http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=8593)

elSicomoro

07-05-2005 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I drive a green 2001 Mazda B3000 truck. No extended anything, just a cute little girly truck--but it does have a V6.

Its sibling, the Ford Ranger, is a big dykemobile. :)

Happy Monkey

07-05-2005 09:41 AM

I still haven't crashed this one.

elSicomoro

07-05-2005 09:43 AM

Ion...Metro...close enough. :)

wolf	07-05-2005 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

My girlfriend drives the ultimate lesbian vehicle--a 2000 Toyota RAV4. Apparently, she was not aware of its lesbianness before buying it.

The Rav4 is merely a wussy SUV substitute, for people who are too scared to buy a real SUV.

The ultimately dykemobile is a Jeep Liberty.

Everybody knows that.

elSicomoro

07-09-2005 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

The Rav4 is merely a wussy SUV substitute, for people who are too scared to buy a real SUV.

The ultimately dykemobile is a Jeep Liberty.

Everybody knows that.

I had no clue. Wait...you drive an old person car...what the fuck do you know? :)

Doesn't Jinx drive a Liberty? Or was that just a dealer vehicle from Jim's days at the Jeep dealership, which would then make Jim a dyke?

wolf	07-09-2005 02:09 PM

I'm pretty sure that Jim is a lesbian. I have really good gaydar.

lumberjim

07-09-2005 04:20 PM

funny you should say that. i've always felt that i am a lesbian trapped inside a man's body.

jinx has a grand cherokee.....i did have a liberty for a time as a demo, but anyway, the Toyota Rav4 is the dykemobile.

footfootfoot

07-12-2005 09:49 PM

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BreakingNews's ride:

Happy Monkey

07-12-2005 10:32 PM

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Let's see you do this in an SUV:

(I am a master of parallel parking)

wolf	07-13-2005 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

Wait...you drive an old person car...what the fuck do you know?

Point of technical fact ... I drive an "old person car" because the deal was just too damn good to pass up, and, more importantly, I needed a vehicle I could transport long guns in without having to put the passenger seat into full recline AND drop the split rear seat AND still have to bungee the trunk closed on the end of the case.

elSicomoro

07-13-2005 01:39 AM

Wolf, just stop...it's not helping ya. :)

zippyt

07-20-2005 11:28 PM

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I found Bruce's ride for later in life !!!!!!! ;)

lumberjim

04-19-2006 01:11 AM

brianna: 85 Caprice. ...it's a former cop car painted flat black, with those chrome center caps in lieu of hub caps. spotter light and cb radio still intact.

bow chicka bow wow

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