Minor hijack: what's a John Titor? -- and why should we know him?

Purported time traveler. Google him, kind of an interesting bunch of info.

Pete? Griff has a Centurion card? :lol:

How do you think he got the goats?

Many Cellarites are experienced goat-getters.

Shush. You're gonna tip off The Man.

Too late, Griff! The goat is already out of the barn. I believe it was last seen headed in the direction of Sunsparkz's place. ;)

Too late...I'm already here.

Oh...sorry, bro. You meant THE Man.

No. A man, you're excused. :p

This was originally posted to the What I Learned Today thread, but someday I will go looking for it again, and I won't find it unless it's posted here.

Today's lesson: There are psychiatrists in the world who are too stupid to be allowed to continue to practice.


wolf: Hello, suicide hotline, how may I help you?*

Dr Stupid: Yes, I need you to send someone out to see this patient of mine

wolf: We don't typically just go "see" someone. Why should we?

Dr. Stupid: Well, she left me a message early this morning telling me she was going to kill herself, and she hasn't responded to any of my phone calls.

wolf: It's 7:00

Dr. Stupid: Yes?

wolf: At Night.

Dr Stupid: So?

wolf: You didn't do anything other than try to call your patient?

Dr Stupid: No, what do you mean?

wolf: Did you call the police?

Dr Stupid: Why would I do that?

wolf: To check and see if your patient is not answering her phone because she is dead.

Dr Stupid: Oh.

wolf: Do you need the number for 911?



* This is the only line not an actual quote from the call. What I really say is "Emergency Service." None of the "how may I help you" crap on the initial answer of a call.

heh

heh

heh


oh my god


and I'm still laughing at "Do you need the number for 911?"

This sounds to me like a classic example of being unable to see the forest for the trees on the part of Dr.

was she dead?

I will probably never know.

That part of the job would suck for me. Never knowing.