The buzz has some leading candidates going into the conclave. The doors close, the world is locked out, and the College of Cardinals gets down to duking things out in a process shrouded in mystery, which may or may not involve arm wrestling. A bunch of time will pass, and the Cardinals will amuse themselves by tossing different things, including leftover pasta from lunch, into the Very Sacred Furnace to see what color smoke comes out. When they accidentally get something that burns white smoke, they panic and draw straws to be able to decide who is really going to be the pope. And so, the winner is not always who the polls pick going into the vote.

You know, just like our Presidency.

sick, twisted, and, um, funny in an I'm-embarassed-to-find-myself-laughing kind of way. :rolleyes:

I'm a professional. Don't try this at home.

I thought the nutty guy was fixated on marichiko. oh well.


I nominate a whale penis for pope. Already has a funny hat.

[quote=mrnoodle]I thought the nutty guy was fixated on marichiko. oh well.[quote]

Ouch.

waiting for the images.....

I just realized -- I'm the perfect candidate. I've got an Italian last name, which is close enough to Italian. And a Biblical first name, so I wouldn't even need to change my name. Woohoo, me for Pope!

Uhh, do you have to be Catholic? That could be a problem....

Pope 123. :eyebrow:

one of these guys...

haha i wouldnt know wich one i prefer! I guess Yoda would be the first pope that needs a popemobile on scale! :lol:

my fave...

Let's just Americanize the damn thing like everything else in the world that was decent but now sucks.

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OMG that's funny!
:p :mg: :lol: :cool: :biggrin: :sweat: :thumb: :biggrindu :lol2: :lol2:

Duke still sucks.

the communion wafer ad at the bottom made me spit pizza on the keyboard :lol: