I have ulcers in my colon... see! :D Probably not very nice of me to post this in a food thread, but hey...

Oh god ... someone should remain this thread to "party conversations" because this thread resembles a dialogue at a drunk party, the only time one might somehow link crab dip with colon ulcers.

Or viral. There are theories involving the measles virus (live vaccine), and also the myco-bacterium paratubercolosis in cow milk.