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my question about the whole thing is that according to all reports about said cheese sammich.. it hasn't developed any rot... which is really odd
and yeah, it looks more like MM or that flapper girl.. unless! that was the virgin mary being re-incarnated.. OOPS wait.. uh... right! wrong religion! |
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That woman looks far more frightening than her antique sandwich.
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Yah, I can see how she might put the Fear of God in a person by just approaching them.
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This is gettin' out of hand....
Man says fish stick has Jesus' face Canadian Press Nov. 24, 2004 12:00 AM KINGSTON, Ontario - An eastern Ontario man is hoping to make a bit of money by auctioning a fish stick he says looks like Jesus. Fred Whan, who has kept the fish stick in his freezer since burning it at dinner a year ago, decided Tuesday that it was time to thaw it out so he could sell it on eBay. A Florida woman recently sold a decade-old grilled cheese sandwich with the toasty visage of what's purported to be the Virgin Mary for $28,000, according to the eBay Web site. Whan said he made the discovery while cooking dinner for his kids and several other children he was baby-sitting. "I burned a few fish sticks, and I said, 'Who wants a fish stick?' and no one wanted them because they were burnt, so I thought I'd better give them to the dogs," he said Tuesday. When he flipped over one of the pieces of fish to remove it from the pan, it seemed the face of a man was staring up at him. "I said, 'That looks like a rock singer,' and then my son goes, 'It looks like Jesus,' and I said, 'Well, it does, yeah,' " he said. Whan, 40, said he figured it would make a good conversation piece for friends and decided to throw the triangular piece of fish in the freezer to keep it as a joke. It was never about making any money from it, he said. |
I think that Chef Boyardee needs to put out Jesus pasta and sauce. Flood the market with food that looks like a deity or semi-deity, and the market for such things will crash.
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Haha! Jesus crisps or maybe mary o'meal for a hearty breakfast. Elspodes got the right idea methinks!
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Now hang on a second. You think it's funny because you came up with the idea. But can either of you seriously tell me that if such a product were created, without obviously mocking packaging, that you wouldn't condemn it as yet another way the Christians are trying to infiltrate your lives?
Better be careful what you wish for. :) |
No I'm willing to mass produce it myself to prove that people will buy anything, even if it is an open mockery of their sacred beleifs! Wake up sinners! Absolve your sins in a bowl of jesus crisps. 2nd box saves soul for this one time only.....(offer expires 11/01/04)
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Already done...
http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/SinCleanerProducts.html
"Wash Away Your Sins" products A friend of mine has a bar of the soap. |
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Hmmm....looks like they got everything there but the 'Wash Away Your Sins Douche'. :yelsick:
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I'll have to check to see if next year I can get permission to show you guys the "jesus door" at the forks house.
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