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cowhead 11-23-2004 05:47 PM

my question about the whole thing is that according to all reports about said cheese sammich.. it hasn't developed any rot... which is really odd

and yeah, it looks more like MM or that flapper girl.. unless! that was the virgin mary being re-incarnated.. OOPS wait.. uh... right! wrong religion!

jinx 11-23-2004 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by cowhead
my question about the whole thing is that according to all reports about said cheese sammich.. it hasn't developed any rot... which is really odd

Mmm yeah, wonder bread and kraft singles, that's good stuff. Probably comes out intact in your poop, like corn. :thumbsup:

garnet 11-23-2004 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
In case you were wondering. :whofart:

Wow, that's an interesting "shade" of lipstick she's wearin'.....ouch.

wolf 11-24-2004 01:25 AM

That woman looks far more frightening than her antique sandwich.

Cyber Wolf 11-24-2004 06:49 AM

Yah, I can see how she might put the Fear of God in a person by just approaching them.

garnet 11-24-2004 08:25 AM

This is gettin' out of hand....


Man says fish stick has Jesus' face
Canadian Press
Nov. 24, 2004 12:00 AM
KINGSTON, Ontario - An eastern Ontario man is hoping to make a bit of money by auctioning a fish stick he says looks like Jesus.

Fred Whan, who has kept the fish stick in his freezer since burning it at dinner a year ago, decided Tuesday that it was time to thaw it out so he could sell it on eBay.

A Florida woman recently sold a decade-old grilled cheese sandwich with the toasty visage of what's purported to be the Virgin Mary for $28,000, according to the eBay Web site.

Whan said he made the discovery while cooking dinner for his kids and several other children he was baby-sitting.

"I burned a few fish sticks, and I said, 'Who wants a fish stick?' and no one wanted them because they were burnt, so I thought I'd better give them to the dogs," he said Tuesday.

When he flipped over one of the pieces of fish to remove it from the pan, it seemed the face of a man was staring up at him.

"I said, 'That looks like a rock singer,' and then my son goes, 'It looks like Jesus,' and I said, 'Well, it does, yeah,' " he said.

Whan, 40, said he figured it would make a good conversation piece for friends and decided to throw the triangular piece of fish in the freezer to keep it as a joke. It was never about making any money from it, he said.

Elspode 11-24-2004 09:02 AM

I think that Chef Boyardee needs to put out Jesus pasta and sauce. Flood the market with food that looks like a deity or semi-deity, and the market for such things will crash.

flippant 11-24-2004 09:14 AM

Haha! Jesus crisps or maybe mary o'meal for a hearty breakfast. Elspodes got the right idea methinks!

Clodfobble 11-24-2004 09:19 AM

Now hang on a second. You think it's funny because you came up with the idea. But can either of you seriously tell me that if such a product were created, without obviously mocking packaging, that you wouldn't condemn it as yet another way the Christians are trying to infiltrate your lives?

Better be careful what you wish for. :)

flippant 11-24-2004 09:27 AM

No I'm willing to mass produce it myself to prove that people will buy anything, even if it is an open mockery of their sacred beleifs! Wake up sinners! Absolve your sins in a bowl of jesus crisps. 2nd box saves soul for this one time only.....(offer expires 11/01/04)

Troubleshooter 11-24-2004 10:00 AM

Already done...
 
http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/SinCleanerProducts.html

"Wash Away Your Sins" products

A friend of mine has a bar of the soap.

Beestie 11-24-2004 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Troubleshooter
..."Wash Away Your Sins" products...

I gave a bar of that to my devout Roman Catholic Mother for Christmas a few years ago. She laughed... but then caught herself. :)

404Error 11-24-2004 10:23 AM

Hmmm....looks like they got everything there but the 'Wash Away Your Sins Douche'. :yelsick:

Elspode 11-24-2004 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble
Now hang on a second. You think it's funny because you came up with the idea. But can either of you seriously tell me that if such a product were created, without obviously mocking packaging, that you wouldn't condemn it as yet another way the Christians are trying to infiltrate your lives?

Better be careful what you wish for. :)

On the contrary. I bought a package of Testamints once just because it was so damn funny.

There's a difference between my parody stuff and the things that are put out intentionally, and it usually is readily apparent which is which.

wolf 11-24-2004 12:06 PM

I'll have to check to see if next year I can get permission to show you guys the "jesus door" at the forks house.


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