I lobbied to have one of my bands of the past named 'Nailed to the Perch', but everyone was afraid that no one would get it...

My primary musical associate, who also liked the idea, decided instead to write a song in honor of that skit, though. If I wasn't lazy, I'd type it out.

Turkeys can fly. Once years ago I was in woods squrrel hunting about daylight, w/hangover. A damn turkey flew down from roost & scared the hell out of me, well almost. But if on ground they perfer to run. IMHA