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russotto 05-26-2004 01:03 PM

You want real destruction of property and risking a catastrophe.... put some doe scent on car.

Beestie 05-26-2004 01:59 PM

Skip the DNA traceble fluids - go with scrambled raw eggs or blended chicken livers or, for special occasions, both.

OnyxCougar 05-26-2004 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wolf


Better safe than sorry. Oh, I forgot. These are just "pranks," not property destruction, theft by unlawful taking, vandalism, or grand theft auto.

The owner of the damaged or otherwise inconvenienced vehicle will just have a hearty laugh with Kitsune and say "hey, that was really funny. Let's go toiletpaper some dude's house next!!"

I love you Wolf. I really do.

xoxoxoBruce 05-26-2004 04:32 PM

Right on Wolf & Onyx. If you have a problem with me and therefore fuck with my car, you are the lowest form of pond scum.:mad:

lumberjim 05-26-2004 04:36 PM

but he doesn't have a problem with the owner, he has a problem with his car.

xoxoxoBruce 05-26-2004 04:42 PM

Horseshit.:p

lumberjim 05-26-2004 04:44 PM

what, smear it on the windsheild? put a big pile next to the driver door?

xoxoxoBruce 05-26-2004 04:47 PM

It's impossible to convince someone of the truth, when their livelyhood tells them otherwise.

lumberjim 05-26-2004 04:52 PM

aw, now why ya gotta go there? i can't lie at my job. everyone is expecting that. I have to hold myself to a higher standard.

I know the truth. i can handle the truth. I suggested that he just find the guy and talk to him, but he wanted fun ideas.......

buzzkill :p


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