SORRY, FOLKS.
the only correct answer is mustard. The arguments should be yellow or brown. to me, that depends on the hotdog. If it;s a quality dog like a Thulmans', yellow is good, but if it's a ballpark, you;d better go brown for the spiciness to overpower the nasty dog taste.

you just never know what tangent a thread will take, do you?

I'M SORRY, TOM, YOU ONLY SCORED 50%

the correct answers are as follows:

1. Are you bigger than a breadbox? yes

2. Have you ever been in prison? no

3. Are you older than any of your aunts or uncles? no

4. Righty or lefty? righty

5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog? mustard

6. Who is the best rock band of all time? led zeppelin

7. Are you older or younger than 30? "my body or my soul?"

8. If a train traveling 45 mph headed west, and 15 minutes later, a train traveling 49 mph follows it, how long until the second train catches the first? " fuck you , do your own math"

9. Do you consider fish to be meat? yes

10. Do you believe we actually landed on the moon? "yeah, right"

Bzzzzzt. I'm sorry we'll have to get the judges' ruling on this......


No. The judges say that Led Zeppelin can not be the best rock band of all time because Stairway to Heaven is so overplayed. Not their fault, but that's showbiz, kid.

I agree that mustard is the correct answer. However, that brown stuff looks like baby shit to me. I could never put that stuff in my mouth.

what, baby shit or brown mustard?
and if you think about it, baby shit looks more like yellow mustard thats just a little old.
sorry, dude. my quiz. my answers. go get your own newbie to pick on.

Led Zepplin?? Close, but no, I'm sorry, Throw Rag is awwwesome. :p

I saw Throw Rag open for the Reverend Horton Heat last fall...not bad. The washboard guy is insane.

If they have a washboard guy they are not the greatest rock band of all time.

I have a zero tolerance policy for washboards.

I never pick on newbies. That would be cruel.

I'd rather give you shit.

i hear that, dar. sorry i havent done anything really stupid lately to give you ammo. I know; I'll make a greivous grammatical error soon so you can point it out?

Allow me...

http://members.cox.net/xycof/LJ_FuckUps2.jpg

oh my. oh dear me. goodness gracious.

Must. Not. Take up. The Red Pen of Grammatical Pedanticism.

Because I'd never be able to put it down again. It had to be surgically extracted the last time.