SteveD = #2 (i would say #1, but that's too obvious)
hot_p = #1 (does porn count?)
Beestie = #1 (because I know someone in the witness protection program :gray: )

[list=1][*]I smoked weed with Willie Nelson.[*]I drank with Charlton Heston.[*]My explosive diarrhea was a featured case study in the Canadian Journal of Gastroenterology[/list=1]

You got it. Not porn though. I was an extra in Footloose, and had about 10 glorious non-speaking seconds on-sceen. John Lithgow was there, though he didn't comment on my acting abilities. I think he was jealous.

Regarding yours, I'd have to guess that you drank with Heston.

Why do you feel that being obvious makes it not true?

You're actually so geeky at heart that you went to space camp?

Or they have really cool thrift stores in Houston, where these are plentiful and cheap?

Or you've got broadband, a fast mouse trigger finger, and premium positioning on ebay?

wow. now i gotta go rent that again.......what were you like 7 yrs old? what scene?

yeah, it was the lamp :)

So, where's our vid cap of you, HP? Can you autograph it?

Yeah, I was pretty young. It was a scene where John Lithgow is in a church talking to Dianne Wiest, and somebody (I think it's Dianne Weist herself) picks me up and carries me into the other room. I can't say where the scene is sequentially... I've never managed to watch the movie from beginning to end. Heheh. I think it's near the middle of the movie.

If I bump into someone with the DVD, I'll put it in my computer and grab a screen capture, and post it. As far as autographs go, I'll do anything for a fan. Except what Lumberjim is thinking. Ew.

Bah, I made that too easy.

I've lost $3000 worth of sunglasses in 2 years.

I've been imprisioned in Vietnam

My watch is worth over $10000

Actually, its #2 - 50 yards underwater. I did have access to one of the program's secret locations, tho.

For you, I'll guess #3. Sorry :-) Although I guess #1 might also be right in a way since, whenever anyone smokes weed, Willie is also smoking it so its kinda like smoking it with him in a cosmic sort of way :)

Correct on both counts. :)

Clod, hp, pretty damn cool!

Jag I'll guess #2, either for overstaying a visa, or unintentional solicitation of prostition.

Russ...I am guessin you like listening to music:)....but that might be a red herring....You didnt actually beat up a cop did you?

My truby was furnishin' m'little cottage on less than £2000 ...top to bottom and starting from scratch right down to the TV the cutlery and the lamps;)God bless IKEA!

HmmmJaguar....the lover of stories in me really wants it to be 2 but I am goin to guess at the first ....Sunglasses go missin all the time...

Although I was hoping that one of his dogs was gonna be a star!!! (they are soooooooooooo cute!) :D

Sat with Chuckles Heston and consumed a few glasses of wine at a reception a few years ago. Spent the whole time wanting to ask him to say "get your hands off me, you dirty damn ape". He was very old man-ish. Stoop shouldered, doddering, slightly medicated air about him.

"Drinking with Charlton Heston" sounded cooler though.