Yeah, some dwellers can be rather cruel when their advice isn't considered the last word, can't they?

lunchtime limericks
 

eating my sushi
it smells quite profusely
i put on my fish sauce
shove it in my mouth with force
tastes much better than meusli

lunchtime limericks
 

sipping my coca cola
rotting away my molar
till last sip since first
it will quench my thirst
i hope it dont give me an ulcer

wiping my face with my hand towel
so the crumbs on my face dont look foul
i am so full of food
i dont want to seem rude
but i have to go empty my bowel



*eww!*

i just want to get in the bed
and as soon as i lay down my head,
i just want to sleep, but the coffee, it keeps
me awake, but the man that i wed,

the man that i wed had some booze,
it's the vodka that he likes to use,
he's asleep like a baby, i'm thinking just maybe,
some alcohol i should abuse.

calcium and a warm shower
will help you sleep - no dont cower
listen to what i tell you
you have to believe me its true
drink milk and sleep like a flower*

[ only refers to those flowers which sleep in pm hours, all other flowers are void and will not be valid with this voucher ]

its Friday!!
 

only 45 minuits to go
before thats the end of the show
the weekend is here
its time for us to cheer
because rum is about to flow!

Rev Head
 

I just brought a little new car
a Hyundai excel will go far
they tell me its crap
but I turn my back
now I can burn up the tar!!

Ode to Radar
 

There's something I just gotta tell ya, this fella -
He talks all the time about Radar
He says 'He's my guy,
I'll go get some KY'
So I told him, 'He's straight - get a Gaydar'

...detector

Catwoman has said that I'm gay
To that there's one thing I can say
I've got a great wife
For the rest of my life
And that is the way it will stay

Her beauty's above and beyond
We've got an unbreakable bond
She's got style and grace
And a beautiful face
So don't even try to respond

You know I'm a talented guy
But not matter how hard that you try
You've got to beware
You're so ugly you'd scare
Frankenstein if you walked by his eye

Of course I am totally straight
It's my inescapable fate
I was born that way
I'll never be gay
The opposite sex is my mate

I think your detector is broke
And points to the wrong sort of bloke
I just like the chicks
And don't want no dicks
And that my dear friends is no joke

You've told everyone you're a cat
So sleek, so sexy and all that
We know it's not true
and something's askew
'cause you're really just ugly and fat

This game is becoming a bore
and typing these poems is a chore
So I must say adieu
'cause my time here is through
I don't want to do this no more

Poor Radar, accused to be butch
Longing for his own sex's warm touch
When it comes to the gay
There's just one thing I'll say
Methinks thou dost protest too much

Cause the line starts to get kinda blurry
When you come across all full of worry
And you can't find a mate
You find worthy to date
So outside your own culture you scurry

Oh dear I think Radar's mistaken -
Thinks that I said he likes to be taken
But I said he was straight -
What a futile debate
Think the old boy just needs a good shakin'

There's something else that needs correcting
I'm accused of mistaken detecting
Told my cat-like description
Is wilful encryption
When in fact I'm incredibly sexy



;)

Undertoad is just fucked in the head
"outside your own culture" he said
He should join the triple K
'cause the words that he say
Makes everyone wish he were dead

He tells lies about me finding dates
When in fact I had much on my plate
I turned many girls down
From all over the town
'cause I wanted to find my soul mate

I traveled all over the world
In search of the one perfect girl
Who I knew I would love
And fit me like a glove
And whose kiss would make my toes curl

Luck happened upon me one day
When my travels brought me out her way
My first reaction
Was total attraction
That has lasted to this very day

Now a geek with no girl at his place
Has the nerve to bring up her race
He'll claim it's her culture
But he's just a vulture
And his actions are quite a disgrace

This racist and stupid dumb ass
Can do nothing but whine and harass
He can't get a date
So he'll just masturbate
By sticking his dick in a bass

My wife is so great that he's pissed
He's got no one to love but his fist
Though he often would wish
That his poor little fish
Would stop wiggling around to resist

Undertoad has been schooled here today
I defend him when some say he's gay
Whether guppy or whale
The fish were not male
no matter what others might say.

Radar's an intelligent guy
I'm sure his IQ is quite high
But his heart is so small
It's just no heart at all
So we never will see eye to eye

Radar's just being an ass,
by jumping UT--that's so crass:eek:
On the fella's own board!
Radar's just sore,
'cause of UT's smackdown, what a gas!:p