Do Unitarians have monestaries? Probably not in Texas, at least.

Try the Buddhists.

Yeah I guess the Buddhists would be my best bet, I'm just not to sure if they are into the beer brewing thing

http://home.att.net/~marcobrau//monk.jpg

"Alcohol has a small hut enduring place in Buddhist practice, Zen masters have exhibited a fondness for sake, and liquor is used ceremonially in tantric feasts, while chang, a potent Tibetan barley-beer is consumed by monks and lay practitioners in tantric ceremonies (as well as for fun) throughout the Himalayas."

And then there's always the green tea...

ok, I'm in! where do I sign up?