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Elspode 04-15-2004 07:42 PM

Forbidden nudism, because I am disgusting.


Would you rather have all the free time you wanted, but be lonely

or

Be incredibly busy all the time, but have family and a spouse and friends.

Pete 04-16-2004 11:44 AM

I'll take busy with friends. That's not too far from life now and lonely sucks.
edit: I'm sure glad I don't have to make most of these decisions.

Would you rather have

All sons
or
All daughters?

Radar 04-16-2004 12:56 PM

Quote:

1000 years into the past

or

1000 years into the future
Lumberjim: I like this question better than the Constitutional argument with Radar...ass! :) I think the tougher the question the better.

This one is very tough. Would I rather go back in time where I could invent things, and do things that would make me almost worshipped like DaVinci so I'd be wealthy and never want for anything including a steady supply of hot and cold running women but with crappy technology, poor hygine, and all governments being run by religious institutions or would I rather go forward into the future to see what becomes of us and whether our path to destruction is complete where I could see amazing technology (assuming people are still alive) and I'd be considered almost like a Neandrethal? It's kind of like the big fish in a little pond or a little fish in the ocean question.

I suppose my curiosity would get the better of me and I'd go forward into the future.


Would you rather...

1) Be deeply depressed, worried, and full of ulcers because you know everything in the world from the begining of time including the suffering of people in all countries, the dangers happening in the world around us and the people behind them, and the date and time of your own death?

or

2) Be blissful, happy, with no worries because you're mentally retarded?

Griff 04-16-2004 01:49 PM

I would rather play the game as designed.

All daughters of course.

Rather drink A) Coors Light :vomit: B) Old Milwalkee :turd:

glatt 04-16-2004 03:03 PM

Old Milwalkee

(How did you know how to spell that? I had to look at your post to spell Milwalkee. You actually drink it, don't you?)


Would you rather:
a) Have a million dollars tax free

or

b) the ability to seduce anyone and everyone you desire

Elspode 04-16-2004 03:11 PM

Isn't Milwaukee spelled...well, like I just spelled it?

I'm asking this in the most polite of ways, BTW. For comparison, go see how UT got corrected by Paranoid over in IOTD.

(edited to correct name of correcting person over in IOTD before I got corrected for not correcting the name of the correcting person).

glatt 04-16-2004 03:18 PM

Good question. I didn't bother to look it up. I started to write "Milwauki" but it looked wrong to me, so I went back to the previous post.

OK. Let me get out a dictionary.... Milwaukee.

Milwaukee. "The best beer in the world doesn't come from Milwaukee." Milwaukee.

Griff 04-16-2004 04:52 PM

My Engrish gets worser and worst.

lumberjim 04-16-2004 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by glatt
Old Milwalkee

(How did you know how to spell that? I had to look at your post to spell Milwalkee. You actually drink it, don't you?)


Would you rather:
a) Have a million dollars tax free

or

b) the ability to seduce anyone and everyone you desire

i'd seduce. I could always seduce a rich hottie and get my million that way.



rather:

be buried alive

or

be eaten by pirhana?

blue 04-16-2004 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by glatt
Good question. I didn't bother to look it up. I started to write "Milwauki" but it looked wrong to me, so I went back to the previous post.

OK. Let me get out a dictionary.... Milwaukee.

Milwaukee. "The best beer in the world doesn't come from Milwaukee." Milwaukee.

I have a can of Old Mil in my hand as we speak, but I'm too damn lazy to tell you which one of you is right. I am however obligated to carry forth the thread (I'm big on rules), so hang on a sec.....

Oh cool, I'd rather be buried...I'd really not like to be eaten (in the non sexual sense) by anything.

Would you rather (my wife is playing):

A. be on Oprah

B. be on 60 minutes

Beestie 04-16-2004 05:31 PM

**Gulp** - eaten by Pirhana.

I heard a radio show when I was a little kid (±6) and someone buried a guy alive and the screams were just too much - been phobic about it ever since. Not that pirhana are a walk in the park but at least it would be over soon.


Would you rather spend the night in an unguarded (no escape but no guards till morning) jail cell with...

an unapologetic, convicted child molester

-OR-

Osama bin Laden


When the sun rises, the doors will swing open and whoever can leave will be allowed to leave with no questions asked.

blue 04-16-2004 05:34 PM

Mrs. Blue58 here
 
The child molestor, because he's the one that won't be interested in me.

Would you rather for your sentence:

A: stand naked for a couple hours on a busy intersection

B: spend a week in jail

lumberjim 04-16-2004 05:45 PM

i'd stand naked. I like making people laugh.

rather:

kill an innocent

or

be killed?

qtpatootie14 04-17-2004 11:06 AM

hmm...thats a tough question....i would probaby want to be the one killed...

I always feel bad for the ones that are in prison for no reason....

I would definately feel bad if an innocent person got killed....so yea, i would probably want to be the one killed...



Would you rather stand for 2 days straight or ride in a car for a week?

Sun_Sparkz 04-19-2004 05:52 PM

ride in a car, that way youve got air con, music and nice scenery to look at as you go. plus you can have a snooze and a wriggle if you want.

would you rather:

sit in shit (up to your neck) and drink cola for three minutes?

or

sit in cola (up to your neck) and eat shit for three minutes?


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