That used to be pretty common, years ago. Another was "shitty-ass rat fuck piss damn bitch".

sounds like a doo-wop song


i suspect that my dad's phrase came out of his time wrenching tanks in the army. probably dropped one of those 4' crescent wrenches on his toe

When I get really cussing mad, my cuss words tend to not make sense. I'll string them together, but incoherently, e.g. "fuckin shit-ass piece of fuck" is popular right now.

The cuss word for when I'm really not cussing is "fuckity-fuck fuck fuck"

Just remembered my wife says shitfingers when she gets real ticked, no idea where that came from.

Warch is from Minnesota? Wherebouts Warch? I'm about 45 minutes from the border, nice freezing, sleet, hail mush crap we're getting today, eh, hoser?

So the red-faced thing is genetic, eh?

*cough*

yeah, baby, yeah!


i didnt have to follow that link to know which picture it was.

i am the mighty whitey. fear me

I just spent the fucking day in the Twin Cities, driving around in the fuckin slush shit. Fucking Rights Boys. :)

[mumble]Sasafrasarigarassa...[/mumble]

Early on when I was teaching in an elementary school I let a "shit" pop out. Let me rephrase...I let the word "shit" pop out. Not too loud. I dropped a box full of stuff or something. I just remember two wide-eyed girls in earshot- 9 year olds. I just put my finger to my mouth like a shhhhh with a wink, and they cracked up. Its hard to retrain your mouth to be G rated.

Two simple ones...
 

'Jesus tap dancing Christ AND 'What in blue fuck are you doing!'


The first, Thank yout o Eric Cartman, our good little piggy from South Park


The second I could have SWORN I heard someplace, but a friend of mine said his grandfather used to say it all the time when he was a kid and his grandpop was pissed off.....


Oh, ass goblin was a REAL close third.....

Ahahahaha! The image that I got from that....LOL!!

Oh, this is a great thread. I honestly don't know if I have a favorite, but here are a few of my choice "cussin' out" words/phrases:

1) MotherFUCK! (said mostly out of sheer frustration)
2) Goddamn or goddamnit! (or, as in "da hood": GOTdamn!, as in "You must be out yo' GOTdamned mind!")
3) Shiiiiit! (pronounced like, "sheeeeeiiit")

I suppose those are my top 3. You have to actually hear me say #'s 2 and 3 to get the full effect. ;)

Combos:

1) Motherfuckingotdamn!
2) (inserting in the middle of a phrase): "Oh gotdamned well!" ~another one that's better when heard~

Here's one made up by a good friend of mine. She said she gets what she calls the "fuckshits" when she hurts herself. For instance, she banged her hand up against a car door, and immediately she starts muttering, "fuckshitfuckshitfuckshit!"

Funny ones:
Assfuck, assmunch, asshat (thanks Cellar!), assface.

Words that I use when around folks you know do not swear (like my entire family), or when you're just not sure:

1) Fudgebucket!
2) Dang!
3) son-of-a-baby! (any word with "b" will do)
4) Dangnabbit!
5) shoot!
6) shucks!
7) freakin' (as in "big freakin' deal!")

Oh man. This reminded me of a time when I was about 12 years old. My friends and I were playing in the neighborhood, and for the life of me, I can't remember what happened to make me say this, but I came out of my face with, "Shit!" I immediately regretted it, and my hands shot up to my mouth. There were two older girls (twins, who were notorious for starting trouble) who heard me, and they decided that they were going to tell my father. I was practically begging them not to, as they proceded to march to my house around the other side of the block. Bear in mind, the majority of my friends grew up like I did: you just.did.not.swear/cuss, even out of earshot of grownups (and when we did, we would do that cup-your-hand-beside-your-mouth gesture and whisper, like we had a secret or something). Well, the twins approached my house JUST as my Dad was coming home from the grocery store. They quickly told him what happened, and they were just waiting for me to get the beat-down in front of the whole neighborhood. Instead, my Dad calmly asked me if it was true...I said yes (scared out of my mind!), and then he said, "Ok, well just don't do it again". (with the unspoken statement, "Or else the next time, you won't get so lucky"). Goddamn, I was happy as all hell that those whores didn't get their way! LMAO! :D

I've had the phrase "Christ on a cracker" appear in my inventory recently, but I don't know where it came from. There's also "Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket," but I knw where I picked that up.... damn astronauts. *cough*

"Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ on a Crutch!!"

"Come Hell, high water, Hitler, or the Second Coming of Christ I'm still going to do this." (I actually stole that one from slang. It was so good, it has become part of my verbal repetoire. And "monkeyfucking around". Stole that one too ...)

"Sucks moosecock" is original me.

"Christ on a crutch" - yes, my roommate used to say that almost every morning interspersed with "bloody shit balls" when she couldn't find something she needed or some other minor irritatin surfaced. She was okay the rest of the day, but mornings were hell. Must have had something to do with blood sugar. I used to tell her that when she got married her husband was in for a hell of a shock - thinking she was demure and proper and then morning would come.....