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Sun_Sparkz 01-15-2004 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paranoid

The truth is there are many better things to do before you start an investigation about possible abuse of a half-dead fish by pouring champaign into its mouth. In most likelyhood, there are thousands of industrial enterprises in Poland that kill millions of fish every year through pollution. Unless you deal with these first, this police investigation would be just a PR stunt.

Thats so unfair. you might as well say that until you can solve every _mass_ murder, dont yet worry about the singluar murders. Until you can stop mass pollution, dont yet worry about fining people who litter on the street.

lumberjim 01-15-2004 06:12 PM

sparky,
do you know this fish or something? i really don;t think pouring champagne down a pike's throat can be called 'torture'. i mean, it probably just poured right out of it's gills. maybe, MAYBE the bubbles gave it a tingling sensation, but really. It's not like they were pouring drano into it.

plthijinx 01-15-2004 09:20 PM

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i dunno about champagne but here;s what happened when i went offshore last august with plenty of budweiser......

Sun_Sparkz 01-15-2004 10:12 PM

:rolleyes: ok, it may not of have been _torture_ but im sure it was unneccessarily scared. theres no need for that.

I'll get angry if i keep thinking about this poor fish.

enjoy your meal.

wolf 01-16-2004 12:54 AM

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Originally posted by Pi
(and after all these french/freedom fries discussion how do US call champagne now?)
Sparkling California Wine.

Pi 01-16-2004 01:11 AM

Thanks a lot :D

That Guy 01-16-2004 12:19 PM

Can't believe nobody's said it yet:
He drinks like a fish.

(unless I missed it....)

xoxoxoBruce 01-16-2004 10:12 PM

Definitely snockered to the gills.:rolleyes:

OnyxCougar 01-20-2004 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paranoid

Evolution in action.


Darwinism in action, maybe.

Happy Monkey 01-20-2004 09:36 PM

No, species don't Darwin. They evolve. Evolution is the process, Darwinism is the set of theories set forth in Origin of Species.

OnyxCougar 01-20-2004 10:35 PM

Mkay.

Brigliadore 01-22-2004 04:33 PM

A little known Ohio law:

It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

farfromhome 02-26-2004 10:22 PM

[quote]Originally posted by That Guy
[b]Can't believe nobody's said it yet:
He drinks like a fish.

Good call guy.


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