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"I lost my phone number, can i have yours?"

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"fuck me if im wrong, but you want to fuck me don't you?"

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"Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?"

Dating in Australia appears to be a little more straightforward than it is here in the US ...

Once in her semi-distant past, my wife was lobbed the following winner:

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

That just OOZES class.

That is even better than mine. I had always heard it as, "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Helga?"

or the ever popular...

"Nice Shoes. Wanna Fuck?"


I like the funny ones because nobody takes a pick-up line seriously, but my best frien likes the corny ones like these gems...

"Is your dad a theif? Beause I swear he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."

or

"Can I borrow a quarter? I promised my mom I'd call her when I met the woman of my dreams"

or

<reaching to look at the tag on her dress/blouse/etc>
She looks up to see what you're doing and you say...

"I'm sorry, I was just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."

"Nice bum, where ya from?" used to get its share of smiles.

I was wondering when someone was going to bring this one in...I was starting to wonder if perth actually made that up.

Any preposturous statement followed by "If I'm wrong I'll kiss your ass".

Ok, I've *never* liked pick-up lines. They always seemed stupid and immature... but... there has been one that for some reason has struck a chord with me...
:D :D

Counter Line (Overheard)
 

Chick: ummm..., what's that smell? WHat do you have on?
guy: Actually, I've got a hard-on...Didn't know you could smell it..

heh.. Im just posting ones i think are worth a laugh. when guys use them i doubt they ever expect them to work. i mean if you really did want to pick up, you'd soberly walk up, ask their name/ say hello and introduce yourself. from this they would know your not just drunk and desperate. If you are drunk and desperate, theres really no point anyway, most girls see through that straight away.

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Heh, actually I've seen drunk and desperate work many times. Sure, they see right through it, they just don't have a problem with it. Well, they don't have a problem if the guy is willing to pay to get them equally drunk before getting a room.

one that worked, one that didn't
 

(Not that I get hit on a lot, but..)

The One That Didn't:

(I was leaning against a wall, waiting for a bus. Fellow walks up.)
Fellow: You waiting for that bus?
Me: Yup.
Fellow: Got a boyfriend?
Me: Ummm...yes.
(Fellow leaves.)

The One That Did:
Fellow: You're reallly near-sighted, right?
Me: Yup!
(Fellow takes off my glasses)
Fellow: So...how close would I have to get to you before you could see me clearly?
(Fellow leans in closer and closer until our lips are almost touching. He stops.)
Me: Umm...I can see you now.

don't wear a watch, and I defy any of your average barflies to judge my income from my sandals.

Ha! I can tell a pair of wally world specials from Sideouts in about about 2 seconds. Trust me, women love shoes. Women know shoes.

My favorite pickup line of all times was "you look tired, would you like to sit on my face?" No it didn't work, but it was a good way to start what turned out to be a really silly conversation.

I'm sure you can... but does that lead to the necessary conclusion that the guy who shopped at Wal-Mart has less $$$?

Re: one that worked, one that didn't
 

After checking out your home page I'm having a hard time believing this. ;-) Nice picture with the crow btw.