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noviceathome 10-25-2006 09:55 AM
please be a girl please be a girl please be a girl please be a girl

morethanpretty 10-25-2006 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by noviceathome
please be a girl please be a girl please be a girl please be a girl
Please be specific...who do you want to be a girl and why?

lumberjim 10-25-2006 10:26 AM
his name is chuck, maybe?

noviceathome 10-25-2006 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by morethanpretty
Fuck Chuck!!! Chuck Fuck!!! Fucked by Chuck!!! Chucked by Fuck!!! Fucking Chuck!!! Chucking Fuck!!! Fuck Chuck Fuck!!! Chuck Fuck Chuck!!! Fucks Chuck!!! Chucks Fuck!!!

I am way too amused by the combination of these two words.
you for your own sake. Unlike Jesus Chuck has a habit of answering prayers

Flint 10-25-2006 10:30 AM
Chuck is both male and female. Because no human woman could survive his ejaculation, he reproduces by shooting into his beard, where miniature Chucks are grown like little marsupials.

morethanpretty 10-25-2006 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by noviceathome
you for your own sake. Unlike Jesus Chuck has a habit of answering prayers
It wasn't a prayer, it was a rhyme game because I'm sleep deprivide and have reverted back to 1st grade. Besides you are the one who said you would be fucked if Chuck read your posts.
BTW I am not a girl and hopefully Chuck is not a pedophile would not answer such "prayers" of any girl. I am a woman.

noviceathome 10-25-2006 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by morethanpretty
It wasn't a prayer, it was a rhyme game because I'm sleep deprivide and have reverted back to 1st grade. Besides you are the one who said you would be fucked if Chuck read your posts.
BTW I am not a girl and hopefully Chuck is not a pedophile would not answer such "prayers" of any girl. I am a woman.
is not. have not. did not. are so. would so. are not.
I think it may be time for me to cut my losses while I still have the wherewithall to sprll and make sense

morethanpretty 10-25-2006 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by noviceathome
is not. have not. did not. are so. would so. are not.
I think it may be time for me to cut my losses while I still have the wherewithall to sprll and make sense
I hate to break it to ya hun, but it is way too late for that...for both of us.


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