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henry quirk 09-09-2016 08:36 AM

I'm flawed, not broken...don't need no stinkin' therapy.

tw 09-09-2016 12:18 PM

Even Data, who was flawed, kept seeking new therapies to improve himself.

Color him white; not red.

glatt 09-09-2016 01:24 PM

Just saw a bunch of signs for this guy. I would maybe vote for him for frat house president.
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...de18ae6cac.jpg

henry quirk 09-09-2016 01:56 PM

Fuck Data.

He was a commie and Yar's walkin', talkin', dildo.

fargon 09-10-2016 12:53 PM

He was fully functional, and programed in multiple techniques.

glatt 09-11-2016 11:04 AM

I still can't figure Trump out. Does he want to be president? It's hard to think of a worse thing for him to do than cozy up to the Russians like he is. I mean, maybe if he pulled a Dennis Rodman, and cozied up to North Korea. I can't help but think he is trying to lose the election with his behavior. But make it look like he is trying to win so he can save face.

Griff 09-11-2016 11:42 AM

The Russian thing is interesting because Hillary is trapped in the Cold War mindset. She didn't download the update so she's running the wrong software (on more issues than this). She won't be able to work with the Russians if and when it makes sense. Trumpet in his haste to be different is screwing up as well kissing Putin's ass strongman to wanna be strongman.

sexobon 09-11-2016 12:00 PM

Cozying up to the Russians is our thing right now:
Obama's taking the lead, Trump is on board, Clinton is lagging. No wonder Obama defeated Clinton, she doesn't engage in a timely manner.

Griff 09-12-2016 05:59 AM

Apparently she is lagging in another way.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-09-1...gnosis/7834690

Naturally they rolled this diagnosis out well after the fact because... Clinton.

(it looks more like a seizure but the video isn't great)

Griff 09-12-2016 06:02 AM

Strange little occupydemocrats piece.

http://occupydemocrats.com/2016/09/1...illary-health/

tw 09-13-2016 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 968764)
Obama's taking the lead, Trump is on board, Clinton is lagging. No wonder Obama defeated Clinton, she doesn't engage in a timely manner.

Total nonsense. Putin needs to concede on a few things. His economy is suffering even due to low oil prices. He must cut costs on a few adventures.

We have known early this year that he wanted to dial back on Syria having gotten everything he needed by throwing support to Assad. So he is ready to make the deal; a variation of one proposed years ago originally by the American military to avert accidents. And Kerry is a shrewd negotiator.

Putin would favor a Trump. The emotional are easily manipulated by a chess player. Trump likes Putin because Putin knows how to play someone that naive and emotional.

Meanwhile, outright stubbornness is required in Georgia, Estonia, Ukraine, Poland, and nations along the Baltic where Putin has been probing for weaknesses.

Putin does not want another cold war. Just one cool enough to maintain his popularity and power. Above statements imply complete ignorance of a bigger picture. And what is too complex when campaigning to a nation where half the voters are reported to read at below a ninth grade level.

Spexxvet 09-13-2016 08:12 AM

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tw 09-13-2016 08:30 AM

Many of them never learned how to use dictionary.

No problem. The Donald will tell them what they need know.

classicman 09-13-2016 04:07 PM

W0W ... just reading the headlines on the OccDem link. Thats worse than the crap on Fox - by far. What a load of shit.

classicman 09-13-2016 04:09 PM

They don't even offer actual facts nor news...


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