Measured, no. But I know I have a larger than average cooter. I also have a stronger than average cooter, though, so I choose to believe it works out in the end.

Oh Clod! That's set all of the minds of the Cellarmen racing! :rolleyes:

Wull wait, howdya -

and howdya --

--

and wait, wait, howdya know what AVERAGE is?!?

Here is what I know:

1.) More than one partner (in the politest of honest-sharing contexts) has admitted that I am, at the very least, the largest they have been with. And I have been with the same person since I was 19, so it's not like this is a post-baby development (and mine didn't come out that direction anyway.)

2.) The sex toys that I find ideal are what the internet refers to as "super extra large." Regular ones are... meh.

3.) Tampons fall out of me. Not right away, but you're supposed to have to pull those fuckers out, not shove them back in repeatedly. I just recently discovered extra large ones online--not extra absorbent, mind you, just a little wider than normal. They are not directly advertised precisely as such, but the discreetly-worded positive reviews did not lead me astray.

Clod's...stronger than...oval-headed...


I can't concentrate for shit right now...:(

sounds like you could accommodate a large helmet

Maybe some Dark Helmet.

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I'm still thinking about Clod's "stronger than average cooter"...


Mr. Clod is a lucky man...Urrbody wants a girl with a stout coochie.


"Son, here's the secret to a happy life: Find yourself a girl who can pick up a full magnum of champagne with her twitchit, and marry that girl."

Rest assured, he puts up with plenty of other crap in exchange.

I genuinely lol'd. For quite some time.

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That's the end of the list, then. I guess EVERYthing really is bigger in Texas.

Just goes to prove that guys aren't actually all that picky. "Hot dog in a hallway" is almost as common an insult category as the "pencil dick" theme, but admit you have one and all of a sudden it's, "oh my god that's so hot."

What guy says, "Actually, my penis is really small," and all the women start fawning? Doesn't happen. All a woman has to do is begin to describe their body--in whatever terms they want--and the men immediately respond that it just so happens to be their favorite kind.

Every female in the tribe must get pregnant. Very important.

It's kinda like the thing that Ron White talks about with boobs:

Only it's more like:

Guy: I sure do wish I had a little pussy.

Gal: Me too. Mine's big as a hat. Ya want some of it?

Guy: Well...uh...er...Yeah. That's my favorite kind.

:jig: