I dunno...fart lighting often has pretty hysterical, unintentional results. I think an audio version of the fart, followed by the 'whoosh' of flame, immediately followed by the crackling sound of pubic hair igniting and the resultant screams of pain and surprise would make for some pretty classic radio...

"It's not funny...my ass is on fire."--Mr. Bungle

True, there are good sound effects resulting from a prolonged fart and the crackle of burning hair ... and the nice thing about radio is that we ONLY have to do it once (okay, over and over until we get a version we like) then it goes on a cart and we can replay as often as we like. :)

Don't forget, gang, I am a Renaissance woman ... in addition to my wealth of knowledge about firearms and ammunition, I also have a cappucino machine which I even take down out of the closet occasionally and USE!!!! :biggrin:

We are hooked up, despite the lack of a Starbucks. I can teach James to use the machine. He'll be fine with close supervision. ;)

Oh, and I bake too ... You want the scones fresh? We'll have to have an oven put in the studio we're using.

I'll see if my boss wants to sponsor this show. Maybe we can use some of his gas to light something on fire.


I have to get rested up for the big shitjob day tomorrow. I think we can take this show to the masses and be wealthy beyond our wildest dreams. Later

You might need to change the title of the thread to "Sycamore Solves a Good Percentage of the Cellar's Job Problems" ...

With the present turbulance at the FCC, I've been thinking about my old pirate radio fantasy. I could load everything, transmitter, cappicino machine, easy bake oven, alcohol, tobacco, and firearms into a duce and a half. Set up wherever you guys need to be, hmmm maybe we could even complete Sycs state capital tour.

If this gets any more involved, someone is going to want to do a television show *about* the radio show that spawned from a television show concept.

However, steaming cappucino and fresh scones do sound rather nifty.

Wolf, done. :)

El, you want to create the theme song?

Shit, Shepps could use the money too...he can be the webmaster of our official site.

The Ham clan, Cam, and hermit can serve as correspondents.

vsp and steve can do our technology section.

Jag will serve as international correspondent.

radar can be the village idiot.

Griff...you'll be executive producer.

See...this is almost as good as my grandiose "Sycamore for Mayor of Philadelphia" plan! But more legit!

Oh, hell yes! Do you want the names Sycamore and Slang worked into it as a lyrical element, or would you just prefer an instrumental track? Are we talking hard driving and punchy, or laid back and languid?

Hey!!! How about just a bunch of techno-synthetic/acid rock noise?

Instrumental is fine...something cold, yet aggressive. Sorta like Prodigy or Machines of Loving Grace.

hmmmm what jobs are open??? Maybe I need to get in on this.

Hey, Syc...can I do the sound effects too?

http://www.lunalushede.org/slangignite.mp3

Damnit...didn't you already see that I gave you and jeff jobs as technology correspondents?

Unless you're interested in something else...

*rofl* Yes El...your services are much desired.

Hey slang...since we already have a crew here...we need advertisers. Good ones. Ones with a lot of dough. What are your recommendations?