Oh yeah, totally keeping in line with the original discussion points, you were. :rolleyes:

So I paraphrased a line from the movie The Exorcist (i.e. the power of Christ compels you), lighten up, that's entertainment!

not very entertaining to me... using the name of God for your own musings isn't a very righteous thing to do...

Took you three days to figure out a reply and you still figured wrong, huh. You were entertaining me and I didn't hear God complain even one iota. Seems that you're a poor judge of God's sense of humor among other things.

While driving my Chevy Lumina, god stopped by for a visit. He gave me a message for everyone here. God said he still cares about us. And yes, He still loves us. And yes, the world can work if we are willing to put in the effort. He wants the people of the world to know that it is all up to them.

He also said, "If it's hard to have faith in Me, maybe it will help to know that I have faith in you."

So what's the problem?

You let God drive your Chevy! Does your insurance cover that?

Whether or not you believe in God is not as important as whether or not God believes in you.

(old saying I just made up)

Did you know God smokes cigars? And they don't make ashes. I guess he leaves ashes and dust to be a human thing.

Did you know God's a ventriloquist? Talking through Dummies for Dummies is his bible.

Jeff Dunham already has a large cast of characters including Walter, (a grumpy retiree), a beer-swilling, NASCAR-loving and resolutely red neck Bubba J, the furry and manic Peanut, Jose Jalapeno, and bumbling Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Now he can add God?

So who will get top billing? If God gets top billing, then what would the other dummies say?

sexobon you are just making up arguments for the sake of argueing, the entire point of this thread really had nothing to do with God untill you started filling it with your idiodicy.. the point was more referring to the current state of money affairs in america how the national debt clock is just infidently ticking away while america is just infidently spending money.. I of which have none there's a scripture in the bible that says you can't serve 2 masters God or Money make your choice as the debt clock clicks away and America slowly goes to hell... The way I see it the world my be going to hell but I am not... and I am wearing the Healment of Salvation so I am not going to let some erotic cat tell me any different...

It took you TWO WEEKS to make up THAT cockamamie bullshit story! If your opening post had pertained to what you're now claiming, it would have been put in the Current Events or the Politics forum, NOT the Technology forum. Additionally, you certainly would have expressed a purpose for that opening post before now.

On top of that, you contradict yourself by saying it really had nothing to do with God while referencing the Bible (God's Word) and the name of God as relative to your opening post.

JBKlyde you're a liar and for that your eternal soul is going to BURN!

Note:I will heed your warning and re-buke

and maybe I am a liar but it's not like I'm robbing a bank and not "telling" you about it...

NOTE:

Your eternal soul is already heating up so much your flesh may go into spontaneous combustion!

feels good