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monster 08-13-2013 10:53 PM

Kenneth Williams
John Inman
Graham Norton
Julian Clary
Eddie Izzard

BigV 08-14-2013 02:30 AM

lol

Sundae 08-14-2013 08:57 AM

Eddie Izzard is the only straight man.

lumberjim 08-14-2013 09:10 AM

Inman is a great name for a fagula.

Sundae 08-14-2013 09:12 AM

Izzard is a great name for any penis-toting male ;)

monster 08-14-2013 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 873315)
Eddie Izzard is the only straight man.

so what?

Sundae 08-14-2013 11:08 AM

Was trying to make a mildly amusing connection re straight man (hetero) and straight man (comedian)
Didn't really come off.

Probably because Izzard invariably works alone. Except the updated Four Yorkshireman sketch of great repute.

BigV 08-22-2013 11:23 AM

graph the fruits

Sundae 08-22-2013 12:54 PM

Pink grapefruit. I like.
I admit it's easier as a juice though.

glatt 08-22-2013 01:00 PM

I always though grapefruit was no good, until my wife started getting crates of them shipped from Florida around Christmas. Those are absolutely awesome.

Gravdigr 08-23-2013 09:11 AM

Except with blood pressure meds.

Sundae 08-23-2013 09:21 AM

I know.
When I first bought pink grapefruit juice it was as if I'd brought home rat poison in a bottle labelled Yummy, Yummy Stuff, Get You Feeling Fizzy With No Consequences.
Mum pitched a fit. On Dad's behalf.

I actually stuck a label across the opening in case he mistook the size of the carton, and the different packaging AND the colour of the juice...
I don't have to do that any more, in the same way I don't have to label my knickers so that Dad doesn't wear them. He gets confused, but he's not a complete basket case.

I do get where Mum was coming from though.

monster 08-23-2013 03:18 PM

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Sundae 08-24-2013 02:43 AM

I love that!
I want it for the 'rents' kitchen...

Spexxvet 08-26-2013 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 873175)
Well the whole good versus bad thing is part of it. I like bananas okay, but they are all cloned, so they are all pretty much identical. They're all a 7. If they had decided to vary, then you could find some that were a 10, but no. Unlike the strawberry, which ranges from 1 to 10.

Don't worry, all the mass-market bananas will have died off in 10 to 30 years. So eat 'em if you got 'em.


Quote:

"There are some amazingly delicious bananas out there. My favorite is called the Lacatan. It's from the Philippines. And it's the — you know, banana enthusiasts, such as they are, many of them believe it's the best tasting banana in the world, and I would have to agree with that. It's got a very intense, creamy flavor. They're a red banana, and you do see some red bananas in gourmet stores here, which are related to the Lacatan. But they're quite inferior, although they're still better than Cavendish."


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