Condolences to Creepy Guy. I hope somebody at least got him cleaned up and on his way to where he was going.

And while I know it probably won't happen, I hope that at least karmic justice is served upon the guy who beat him up.

Thinking this over VERY carefully ... I've been bled on, spit at, pissed on, and even on one rare occasion ended up with some strangers shit on my shirt, but I don't think I've EVER been farted on. That I would find funny. Harmless by comparison, actually. Hell, I'd PREFER it to the alternatives.

(trying to figure out if getting beat up because you farted on someone crosses the line into behavior sufficiently suicidal to get you committed ... that would be a clear NO in Philadelphia, but if the behavior witness wrote the petition JUST right, I'd probably sign a warrant in my county.)

My Sophomore year in High School, my English teacher had Tourette's. Damn she was annoying.

However, if you tapped your pencil on your desk repeatedly, she would blink in time with your pencil and it would drive her crazy.