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infinite monkey 10-01-2012 03:45 PM

Hmmmmm. Big meeting (that I didnt' have time to attend!) about a big reorganization across a few depts.

Without getting into detail I do see a bit of hope in these coming changes; they're pretty far-reaching. I think there might even be a plan to make my job what I suggested to the consultant.

Interesting!

:)

Big Sarge 10-01-2012 03:55 PM

Rafe is my cousin's aunt's uncle, twice removed. He was married to Dora. She
is Rafe's first cousin and step-aunt, once-removed, on the Diddler side of the family. Ya'll know how those diddlers are. LOL. Anyway, Dora ran away with the dog boy at the carnie while Rafe was at the county work farm. We all knew it was bound to happen what with Dora being a fancy gourmet chef at the Waffle House in Siler City.

Rafe has only been married 4 times unless you count cousin Eugenella. They were hitched twice. Everybody knows Rafe. He is the big success in our family what with him having a quarter interest in that septic pump truck. Oh, Rafe says he will give you a discount on sucking your pipes after you two get married.

Rafe wants to know if you accept collect calls?

Lamplighter 10-01-2012 04:55 PM

:D for Rafe

:D:D for Sarge

:D:D:D:D for the pump truck

infinite monkey 10-01-2012 05:06 PM

That is so funny sarge. I haggised out loud. Thanks for the cheer. :)

ZenGum 10-01-2012 06:27 PM

:lol: at Sarge, you is teh funny.

Monkey, just go kill a few hobos, it'll make you feel better for a few more weeks until the bigwigs get their lazy asses into gear.

Hmm, maybe a warning shot through the windows of bigwigs office ... no. No, definitely not.

henry quirk 10-02-2012 09:15 AM

"kill a few hobos"
 
Watch out for the one with a shotgun.

infinite monkey 10-02-2012 09:16 AM

I'm a Hobo Whisperer. I lure them into a false sense of security. I can do the same with Zombies.

henry quirk 10-02-2012 09:19 AM

HA!

The one with the shotgun is not so easily lured.

I'm tellin' ya: avoid that one.

infinite monkey 10-02-2012 09:20 AM

Oh please...

I can lure immoveable objects, a hobo with a shotgun ain't nothin'.

BigV 10-02-2012 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by henry quirk (Post 832654)
Watch out for the one with a shotgun.

No, seriously. Avoid Hobo With A Shotgun. I think Rutger Hauer lost a bet or something.

infinite monkey 10-02-2012 01:12 PM

meh. All your hobo are belong to me.

henry quirk 10-02-2012 02:17 PM

"Avoid Hobo With A Shotgun"
 
No, go see it NOW.

That we -- you and me -- disagree: not a freakin' surprise.

#

"a hobo with a shotgun ain't nothin'"

Heresy.

You will burn.

BigV 10-03-2012 08:45 AM

Heard this on the radio this morning:

There's work and there's life. Don't confuse the two.

infinite monkey 10-03-2012 08:49 AM

That's better than: live to work and work to live.

Big goings-on here.

I don't want to make it googlable (yeah, I'm paranoid) but there was a pretty major restructuring and it seems things are starting to happen. Maybe making our voices heard wasn't farting in the wind. I don't think we can reverse the previous destruction but maybe, just maybe, further destruction can be averted!

Yay!

BigV 10-03-2012 08:53 AM

Great!!


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