None of this stuff scares me except the snake. I just saw a show on Nat. geo. about how all these freaking pythons and anaconda's are thriving in the Fla. everglades and now they even actually have a Venom Unit that goes around looking for these giant snakes. AND then there is the alligator problem down there; forget it. I HATE Florida and don't ever want to live there. "Oh, darling, there's a man-eating alligator fighting a man-squeezing snake over there by our pond! How sweet!"

Grandma can HAVE Florida. I want to move somewhere where I'm more likely to be eaten by a Yeti.

It's OK, the turkeys got yer back

http://cellar.org/2012/turkeysnake.jpg

I don't think them's turkeys.

I think them's guineas.

And they make excellent watchdogs.

I think they're dolphins.

Don't they attack snakes?

Guinea fowl let's go to the videotape!



Although the commenter saying that the snake is already dead, seems accurate to me

From wikipedia(bold mine):

AND alert to snakes in the grass without apparent fear? I know what I want for Christmas.

Hear those fukkers before you say that.

Congratulations, sir! It's a, uh--here ya go.

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They made one of those an alien in MIB3.

For the life of me I can't remember what that fish-thing is called.
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Moving on...given the choice between the two...

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...I'd take the Taliban.

the very aptly-named Blobfish!

I thank you.

In my front yard. In Momdigr's flowers. I've been told to refer to 'her' (the spidder, not Momdigr) as Charlotte.

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Speaking of turkeys.

What does the title of the song Young Turks mean? He sings 'young hearts be free tonight...'

I googled about the 'young turks' but I don't get how it relates to the song.

I really don't like that song. It came on I :heartpump Radio and I remembered I never understood that.

Young Turks @ Wikipedia:

That's prolly no help, I know.