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limey 03-19-2012 01:02 PM

You! Hey YOU! Yes, YOU THERE!!!!
Stop staring at the damn screen and tell us what the hell is going on here!

jimhelm 03-19-2012 01:08 PM

It appears as though the Titanic has crashed into an iceburg. And that there's a loonie bin on said berg.

infinite monkey 03-19-2012 01:15 PM

It's kind of like The Happening.

Is anyone posting backwards?

HungLikeJesus 03-19-2012 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 802380)
It's kind of like The Happening.

Is anyone posting backwards?

You mean The Happening with Anthony Quinn and Faye Dunaway? I've never found anyone besides me that had ever seen that.

But what does that have to do with posting backwards?

infinite monkey 03-19-2012 01:36 PM

No silly. The 2008 The Happening (not a remake) with Marky Mark and Zooey Deschanel and John Leguizamo.

SPOILER:

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Plants made people kill themselves and an indicator that the neurotoxin had infected a group was that they all started walking backwards before killing themselves in some gruesome manner.

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It's an M Night Shama-lama-ding-dong movie.

sexobon 03-19-2012 01:37 PM

Allons-y, Alonzo!

jimhelm 03-19-2012 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 802380)
It's kind of like The Happening.

Is anyone posting backwards?

˙˙˙˙ɟo ʍouʞ ı ʇɐɥʇ ʇou

monster 03-20-2012 09:52 PM

It's a cellar get-together and BigV has broken out the sex toys. Limey is swimming in the drinking water tank and Infi has comandeered the elevator and is going up and down in time with the beat from the cellar band: UT on bass, Jim on lead, Flint on Drums and Limey's other personality on the sousaphone. Monster is reading tarot cards, wolf is restraining the loonier dwellars with Hello Kitty Duct Tape, and Ibram is lighting firecrackers stuffed into bras and throwing them underneath the captain's chair. Sundae is trying to persuade the food machine to make cake and a random Welsh person is trying to persuade Pearl to herd the dwellars into a shark's mouth. Or it could be a dolphin. Pearl is -of course- on a treadmill.

ZenGum 03-20-2012 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 802284)


Both engines to full! Thirty degrees right rudder!

And none of you have noticed that we've been going around in circles the whole time!

zippyt 03-20-2012 10:54 PM

but the sun sets are so nice

limey 03-21-2012 04:16 AM

Monster and zip for teh win!

infinite monkey 03-21-2012 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 802653)
It's a cellar get-together and BigV has broken out the sex toys. Limey is swimming in the drinking water tank and Infi has comandeered the elevator and is going up and down in time with the beat from the cellar band: UT on bass, Jim on lead, Flint on Drums and Limey's other personality on the sousaphone. Monster is reading tarot cards, wolf is restraining the loonier dwellars with Hello Kitty Duct Tape, and Ibram is lighting firecrackers stuffed into bras and throwing them underneath the captain's chair. Sundae is trying to persuade the food machine to make cake and a random Welsh person is trying to persuade Pearl to herd the dwellars into a shark's mouth. Or it could be a dolphin. Pearl is -of course- on a treadmill.

You know, that sounds like something I'd do. Especially if it's an old-timey elevator with the wheel thingy to make it go up and down.

Excellent story!

Sundae 03-21-2012 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 802386)
Allons-y, Alonzo!

YAY!

And Monster FTW.

Gravdigr 05-13-2012 02:10 PM

Dammit, nurse!!

SPONGE!!

monster 05-13-2012 08:07 PM

*Janitor moppng floor before Beverly Hills 90210 set is installed rolls eyes*


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