Ha. Can you tell I'm American? I was thinking feathers instead of dots and wondering why Indians decided to pick up cricket.

Yesterday my mate visited and we were talking crap, as we do.

There was a recent story (did I see it here? Cheeseburger network, maybe?) about a woman with a rare medical condition, essentially she has two vaginas. She has declined a million dollar offer to make a porno.

But this got us thinking, how many co-stars would she need? or rather, be able to accomodate?
V1, V2, anal, oral, one in each hand ... six?
(which is why the seventh dwarf was Grumpy ;) )

We thought there might be problems with access, so we decided the the partners would have to be midget porn stars.

But there might still be difficulties with angles and that, so maybe we need a few midget amputee porn stars.

Are there any? We could have googled it.

And at that point, we decided not to. This was our chosen mystery: how many midget amputee pornstars are there? I may never know.

All of them.

Yeah, our Indians play lacrosse. ;)

Bacon.

Just about everyone seems to love it and think it to be the food of the gods, even folk who no longer eat meat.

I'm happy to leave it untasted, to me it smells like a dead pig's half-burnt, partially decomposed corpse.

Of course - that's what it is.

Rhianne, you write as though you have never tasted bacon. That's unusual unless for religious or moral reasons (and most vegetarians aren't born, but make informed decisions later.)

I'd be interested to know your original reason, if it's something you are willing to share.

I don't eat meat, I don't feel as I have the right to kill just for food, and I although I've no religious beliefs myself I was brought up in a muslim home.

Thank you.
Explained.

don't forget altering the symbols for base ten arithmetic.

no, no, no.

What punctuation mark do you use when the question and the exclamation carry equal weight‽

See ... simple.

‽

Agreed... and Wikipedia says !? is OK too :cool:

Hey, there's a unicode code point for it, so it must be legit.

You've got to kill something for food. That head of lettuce didn't even get a chance to run free.

Just think of all the pigs and chickens that didn't even get a chance at a short happy life because you refused to support them.

It makes me sad.

And next we'll straighten out this calendar mess.

That's my planned presidential campaign platform.