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xoxoxoBruce 12-29-2011 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 783709)
What kind of hearse was that?

1976 Lincoln.
Here, they wouldn't even pick a body from the morgue with that thing.

classicman 12-30-2011 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 783716)
And, in other news, Kim Jong Il is still dead...

and now buried.

glatt 12-30-2011 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 783739)
1976 Lincoln.

Thanks! I had seen the pictures all over the place and none of them identified the car. I think that's one of the more important parts of the story. The best car they have in North Korea is a 1976 Lincoln. Sure, it was nice in its day, and this one looks like it's in good shape. But wtf? They hate the USA, and they are carrying the dude around on the roof of an old American car? Although I suppose the rank and file over there doesn't know it's American.

I figured they would have some new Chinese car or something. BYD of China apparently provides cars to the NK police, why not a large sedan? Maybe this was his limo and they just put him on the roof. You would think he could afford a newer limo that wasn't made by his arch enemy.

Spexxvet 12-30-2011 08:14 AM

I wonder if it's the same car that carried his father.

infinite monkey 12-30-2011 08:19 AM

I don't know nuthin' about the koreans. So, this dead guy is Kim Jong Il, and his son is Kim Jong Un...who was dad/granddad? Kim Jong Eh?

Spexxvet 12-30-2011 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 783790)
I don't know nuthin' about the koreans. So, this dead guy is Kim Jong Il, and his son is Kim Jong Un...who was dad/granddad? Kim Jong Eh?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Il-sung

infinite monkey 12-30-2011 08:33 AM

Oh. Eh. :lol:

Spexxvet 12-30-2011 08:45 AM

Si

tw 12-30-2011 07:08 PM

The Limo looks very much like McGarret's car. An old and well perserved Lincoln (Ford) Continential but with a classic Pennsylvania front license plate.

xoxoxoBruce 12-31-2011 06:38 PM

You can get the official answers to all your questions here.

http://www.korea-dpr.com/forum/?p=701

Or look for the truth elsewhere.;)

ZenGum 01-05-2012 07:58 PM

The NorKors probably have been told that Kim not only invented the internal combustion engine but also built that car to his own design out of his own navel fluff.

classicman 01-05-2012 08:58 PM

yebbut, is he still dead?

regular.joe 01-05-2012 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 785508)
The NorKors probably have been told that Kim not only invented the internal combustion engine but also built that car to his own design out of his own navel fluff.

What do you mean???? He didn't????? Srsly, he didn't?????

Spexxvet 01-06-2012 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by regular.joe (Post 785516)
What do you mean???? He didn't????? Srsly, he didn't?????

Really Joe? Do you seriously think that a car can be made out of navel fluff. Jeeez.

The car is Kim Il Jong's spawn, when he mated with a Big Wheel.

Trilby 01-13-2012 01:42 PM

huh.

The HuffPO is reporting that North Korean officials are checking out to see if anyone's grief seemed - less than 'sincere' - at the Dear Leaders Passing and IF IT DID SEEM FAKE you get 6 months in a labor camp.

harsh.


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