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infinite monkey 12-09-2011 07:45 AM

4 out of 9 Dwellars prefer paramecia.

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We've secretly replaced footfootfoot's amoeba with a paramecium. Let's see if he notices.

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Paramecia: Number 8 in your program, Number 1 in your heart.

Happy Monkey 12-09-2011 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 778530)
Post 'why' if you're so inclined.

'why'

Lamplighter 12-09-2011 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 778984)
4 out of 9 Dwellars prefer paramecia.
<snip>
Paramecia: Number 8 in your program, Number 1 in your heart.

Do you have the authority to change the bylaws and override the vote of the flock ?

And besides, paramecia do display both sexual and asexual multiplication,
and we don't want any of those "hybrids" in our congregation.

BigV 12-09-2011 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamplighter (Post 779073)
Do you have the authority to change the bylaws and override the vote of the flock ?

And besides, paramecia do display both sexual and asexual multiplication,
and we don't want any of those "hybrids" in our congregation.

Ya know, I found this lovely song on YouTube the other day (under other circumstances) but it applies here perfectly. I offer this in rebuttal to you, Lamplighter, because I trust you'll see it in the humorous spirit I intend. I had envisioned introducing it in some other, more genuinely hostile conversation, I may still do so. But for now, I have this to say about that!



ps, please expand the lyrics in the description for a fuller understanding of this very cheerful "sounding" song :D

Lamplighter 12-09-2011 12:28 PM

It does have a nice melody !:rolleyes:

infinite monkey 12-09-2011 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamplighter (Post 779073)
Do you have the authority to change the bylaws and override the vote of the flock ?

And besides, paramecia do display both sexual and asexual multiplication,
and we don't want any of those "hybrids" in our congregation.

I have no authority. I fought it, it always wins.

You're a protist! Well, actually you're an anti-protist! :p:

infinite monkey 12-09-2011 05:42 PM

btw, happy voter monkey, you're the best. How can you love just one, they're all so adorable! :)

infinite monkey 12-09-2011 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 778530)
Post 'why' if you're so inclined.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 779052)
'why'

What's your angle? :rolleyes:

Happy Monkey 12-09-2011 05:59 PM

I'm so inclined...
How inclined are you?
I'm so inclined, I need a protractor to get things straight.

infinite monkey 12-09-2011 06:03 PM

That incongruent statement might encompass a lot of parallel ideas.

(I'm sorry. Really. I know. It's awful. I'm sorry.)

:lol:

Pete Zicato 12-09-2011 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 779166)
What's your angle? :rolleyes:

I'm acute. :blush:

Flint 12-10-2011 12:12 AM

Why's everything got to be a cell? I vote for the classic, hemorrhagic, zombie apocalypse-causing virus.

Lamplighter 12-10-2011 12:34 AM

I'll vote for the transmissible spongiform encephalopathy-causing prions,
just to show I can be either: a protist and/or an anti-protist.

Undertoad 12-10-2011 10:20 AM

spermatozoon

GunMaster357 12-10-2011 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Lamplighter (Post 779253)
I'll vote for the transmissible spongiform encephalopathy-causing prions,
just to show I can be either: a protist and/or an anti-protist.

Prions are either proteins or multicellular organisms.


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