I might give mustard and sauce a try soon, whenever I have my next hot dog. I don't know who Bart or Brett are as I'm not aware what sport they're from lol. I would probably have to say Alfie because I play in the halves for my team. :) But Gordie's great too!

Heh. Mav, that's kind of like the 'which do you prefer, ketchup, or mustard' bit.

Bart & Brett Maverick were two brothers in an old American western series. (Mel Gibson had a movie based on this series.)

Sometimes we quiz newbs on their preferences for completely random things.

Like:

Mustard or ketchup?
Bart or Brett?
Belt or suspenders?
Katy Perry or Marilyn Manson?
Cats or dogs?
Vodka or bourbon?
Black eyeliner or sparkles?

Wait, this was a kid, wasn't it?

Maverick, nevermind all that.

Bart or Brett would have had me stumped.

Hi Maverick. I'm the Panda King and I hang out at the old sewage lagoon. I can tell you all the tricks on wooing women.

That's because your women are tricks.

Blame the French!

You'd be surprised what you can get for an RC Cola and a Moon Pie.

bzzzt. what is heartburn?

Ha!

Hi Mav, welcome aboard!

bzzzt. What is How a Smokey Mountain hooker gets paid?

So, I guess that means no 'Yo momma' slams until at least week two.

haha...not unless you want to get double slammed back. ;)

I'm late to the party again :p

Hallo Maverick, welcome to the Cellar. I'm sure your mum's clued you in on most of the stuff to watch for, but just in case she hasn't: the Cellar is perfectly safe and lovely, just don't open the red door.