WalMart and Ben & Jerry's are the embodiment of eeevil. The dyes in the pimpin' coat are clearly affecting your behavior and personality. (or maybe it's the poster of your most favorite demon that's making you do these things ... this bears further study.)

I've had a few Junkers but I kept wrecking them.

Re: Re: Hoo Boy
 

James Carville (I think) once described Pennsylvania as Philadelphia and Pittsburgh separated by Alabama.

I think Slang counts ...

Things I Wonder . . .
 

Don't worry Juju, plenty of people would find your acquisition of a router quite exciting. I wonder -- is it the kind that cuts shapes into the edges of wood, or the computer-thingy?

No, what I really wonder is, what is that roll of toilet paper sitting by the computer for? Hasn't anyone told you not to shit where you eat?

Love the new coat.

Heh. It's my substitute for Kleenex. I have really bad allergies down here. I'm glad Claritin is over-the-counter now, though it doesn't quite seem to alleviate my symptoms completely.

As for the router, it's the computer-thingy. I got one for my brother for christmas so he could share my mom's dsl connection. I thought it was so cool that I got one for myself, too, and I paid for it with the Christmas money I got from my mom. I don't really need it for Internet sharing, as I use Linux. But now I can reboot into Windows and play games without cutting off my wife's connection. It's really nice to have that option.

Actually, I bought it in a bought of frustration. You see, while I was installing a new hard drive that I got from my mom for Christmas (one can never have enough space when one downloads mp3s AND records tv shows), my computer flat-out stopped booting up. Now, I'd been having problems getting my computer to boot up before, and I was told by the folks at the local computer shop that my symptoms were a sure sign of motherboard failure (after they told me this they tried to sell me a new one). Thank god I didn't buy their bullshit, because it ended up just being a faulty power cable!

Anyway, the router allowed me to be on the internet during this mini-crisis without having to move the dsl modem, install another NIC in my wife's computer, install software, set it up, etc., etc. (like I didn't have enough problems at the time).

You know full well that the real reason you like that jacket is that the non-fraying weave of the material allows you to cut a hole in the pocket to poke the barrel of your pistol through ...

I don't like Ferraris. :)

Re: Re: Re: Hoo Boy
 

Correct.

Not quite. Rural PA is pretty much on the same level as Arkansas. But if you're from MS, AL, or WV, you make Arkansans look like geniuses. :)

Obviously, that's completely wrong.

Juju, I understand. You're upset, confused, angry. Inside, you are filled with rage, merely b/c you are an Arkansan. It's like a stain on your soul. You wish you could change it all...you even tell all your friends at school that you're from Dallas. You dream for the day that you and your wife can walk hand in hand across the Arkansas state line and never look back.

Go ahead juju...let that hurt out...we're listening.

You, sir, are a sad, strange little man.

Actually, I'm a big guy...and I'm generally happy. As far as "strange"...I like to call myself "unique."

Now wait a minute, you can't be serious including WV in there.

I think Jim Carville is funny and all (garbage can hat), but he must have been drinking when he made the Pa/Al comparison.

UT, you're right...WV may be even worse than MS or AL.

I can't believe Carville is married to Mary Matalin...talk about opposites attract.