Ibby, you are probably one of the few men in Bennington that hasn't got a rap sheet, they should be glad to have you. You, uh don't have a rap sheet right? That wasn't you stealing the Chili pepper was it?

HAH. no. but I met one of the culprits once.

Stealing the Chilli's pepper must be a college town staple. Good luck being employed. :) Having your own money is fabulous!

Congrats Ibby!

Great work. Now get to work! :)

Great news! How many hours per week are you getting to start with?

I remember the Chilli incident. Wasn't it a bunch of girls?

yes. with a couple of hundred feet of extension cord to power their drill. Ran it across the highway from the home depot.

Way to go, Ib. Don't spend it all on liquor.

Good job, Ib!

Charm the socks off them.

I always thought it'd be cool to work at a hardware type store. I love that kind of stuff.

If anyone mentions the Chilli Incident at work, respond:

Silly. They should have used a cordless drill. Over here, aisle four...

Customer: "Cordless drills? Do they make those?"
Ibram: "This is a drill, right? And it hasn't got a cord, does it? Well, there ya go."

The thing I never understood was cordless screwdrivers. Aren't all screwdrivers cordless?

Nahh, drywall screwguns are corded and all they do is drive screws.

i stood on the corner of main street during fallapalooza today at my lunch break with the Occupy Bennington protesters. #poppingmyprotestcherry

Did it feel ironic to have to go back and work for the man after lunch?

You are so lucky to work there, in terms of your proximity to several cool places to eat: Little Britain, Isabella's, That funky coffee place around the corner with the really cute owner who just had a baby-- She's still got all those plump baby making hormones, oh sorry. did I just type that?
back to food:Crazy Russian girls, The farmer's market is prolly done, but there is Mighty Food Farm, they are great folks,

There's all kinds of cool crap downtown. Plus, your in your 20s. How fucking awesome is that?