Sundae, you can't use a knife as a Philips head. Only as a flat head. You'll burr the head of the screw.

Hehe, that sounds dirty.

I can and I have. I'm well known for burring screws.

I'm as sweet and dirty as toast crumbs in honey.

I can and I have. Stupid Philips head screws deserve a bit of burring.

And I'm as sweet and dirty as toast crumbs in honey.

I like that. "Burring."

better get that right. If you find you like the "burning", your wife will have some questions for you.

She starred in that sleeper made-for-tv hit "The Burring Bed."

D'oh!

Burring, burring, so good I posted twice....

Ian Wright Wright Wright, so good they named him thrice thrice thrice

Meh. Greedy goalhanging criminal and vandal.
Did I mention I come from a long line of West Ham fans?

He's a decent pundit though.

Bah, he's a crap pundit but he was a great player.

Better West Ham than Milwal. At least the hammers didn't throw bananas at Wright and the rest of the black Arsenal back in the day.

With ex-players as pundits you learn to lower your expectations.

Millwall were fucking animals and revelled in that reputation.
Even to this day Dads moans about his aerial being snapped off when he went to a Millwall game. About 1963.

I was referring to the fact he trashed an Upton Park dressing room after being sent off.
But I understand you need to refer to past excitement if you support boring, boring Arsenal...

Well, I thought it was only polite to speak of the past when with a West Ham supporter. That is where your premier league days will be in two weeks.

Really? How could they tell? Certainly noone bothered with a before picture.

Speaking of futbol - I got to go to my first ever pro game here ... Very exciting.
New team, new stadium, all in all a fun time. The ref was the shits tho.