A dolphin with dark roots? I don't think so.

So long as it's not a virgin mergin' with a sturgeon.

why do people think that the monster in lake Champlain is a sturgeon?

It looks nothing like that.

It's clearly a pleisosaur.

Virgin on the ridiculous.

I thought it was a cankersaur. :D

Well since they outsourced harbinging to india, it takes at least 24 hours

I didn't didn't know that you were in the Heaven's Gate cult!

I wonder if they'll get sucked into the propellers of passing jets the way birds sometimes do.

Well some of the planes will be falling from the sky due to empty cockpits, won't they? So that should reduce part of the problem.

*snorts*

According to Clod it's a coelacanth (SEEL-a-canth). Which definitely did NOT live in the pre-Cambrian era.

So there.

ok, that chick is hot.

Hello, Merc! What have we been talking about for the past several years?

God damn fools?

I might remind you that while it's now only 9 days to the rapture, it is three days to the fapture, which starts promptly at the stroke of one.