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Uday 04-26-2011 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty (Post 727737)
Fuck your excuses. You brought it on yourself with you ridiculous accusations against posters or are just being humorous and deciding they are being mean. YOU are the one persecuting yourself. I'm done communicating with you.
STOP POSTING ON THE INTERNET!

Your friend Uday thinks you are perhaps too hard on Pensive Pam. She is just lonely troll lost in the big internet, and is trying hard to find her family...Which is apparently like Schroedinger's cat, both alive and dead at the same time.

This does not sound easy, and is made worse by a head full of mad dog shit that boils over like Uday's pot full of Ramen, when Uday tries to cook with hotplate and study in lab at the same time.

Uday 04-26-2011 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 727740)
Oh she'll take first place all right, even if she has to take it by force.

What would John Dillinger do?

Nirvana 04-26-2011 10:29 PM

Garp...realized that all these years Walt had
been dreading a giant toad, lurking offshore,
waiting to suck him under and drag him out to
sea. The terrible Under Toad.

DanaC 04-26-2011 10:30 PM

Love garp

Uday 04-26-2011 10:35 PM

7 threads of this? I am considering changing my major. This is thesis material.

pensive pam 04-26-2011 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty (Post 727743)
Thats the only way she'll get it.

I will win.
Pam.

Nirvana 04-26-2011 10:37 PM

Is that you Charlie?

Uday 04-26-2011 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pensive pam (Post 727751)
I will win.
Pam.

And you shall crush her, and drive her into the desert.

And then to feed her to goats. That's the important part.

morethanpretty 04-26-2011 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uday (Post 727755)
And you shall crush her, and drive her into the desert.

And then to feed her to goats. That's the important part.

Its actually pigs and you have to starve them.

Uday 04-26-2011 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty (Post 727757)
Its actually pigs and you have to starve them.

That is in England. In Egypt, we have fed them to the goats for thousands of years. We are in fact the world's experts at vengefully insane corpse disposal.

Also, you do not need to starve the goats. They are always hungry.

jimhelm 04-26-2011 11:12 PM

So, can we still be friends?

footfootfoot 04-26-2011 11:16 PM

I guess this means lunch is out of the question.

Big Sarge 04-26-2011 11:17 PM

pam, why don't you post some of your works in the creative expression section. there are several accomplished writers here who would gladly give you advice. i like your plan to crush this girl. if you crushed her hands, she wouldn't be able to write and you would win easily. maybe you could use a bowling ball? i prefer running people down with a car, but it is always so messy. i end up spending half the day trying to wash the blood off my car.

Undertoad 04-27-2011 12:44 AM

dude the secret is to put your thumb over the end of the hose

i can't believe you didn't figure that out, the water comes out like at least twice as hard

Aliantha 04-27-2011 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pensive pam (Post 727742)
you offer nothing to this site...
if you have an issue. take it up with mr. undertoad.
Pam.

On the contrary. morethanpretty has a lot to offer this site and I'd be sorry if she weren't here anymore.

She was trying to help you and you're being rude to her again.

I think you need to check your own persecution index Pam. Seems like you're a pretty dab hand at it yourself.

btw, do you think everyone from Texas is a hick?


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