I will pay good money to see that (probably in the course of posting your bail).

No bail was required last time, I just had to surrender my weapon and chat softly with a nice calm man. His face was blue too.

I'd also like to request 3 words.


Try....Teach(ing)....Vengence. Can I pay extra for all three?

I can be your "poetic" badguy.

Whoa... PAY for a WORD! I think we've found a funding scheme, here! Syc, will it be ruined by evil monetary commerce? (or improved?)

"Do" or "do not". There is no "try".

Or "spoon".

Ooooh! The Woad Warrior!!

NO NO NO!!!

We don't want this to be a self-funded or patronage art project!!!!

What we need here is a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts!!

(Has anyone been saving buckets of urine? We'll need them for the grant application. By the time we get around to the actual project, there can always be a claim of change of artistic vision, and we won't use 'em. But the'll be essential for the application process. We might want to search attics for some religious iconography as well ...)

(*speaking in a very soft, even, calming tone of voice*)

Slang, the little blue pill is very important. You forgot that one again, didn't you?

And the thread goes out of control, like the bulls in Pampalona.

Bad Slang! You do NOT get three words! Nor will there be any payments for words! Damnit, we're going to milk this sonofabitch for all it's worth. Here's a list of possible donors:

--NEA
--Drexel University (have you folks with Comcast cable in the Philadelphia area watched DUTV--Channel 55? Talk about some crazy shit!)
--University of Pennsylvania
--The Walter Annenburg/CPB Project
--Pew Charitable Trusts
--Big Ed (You're damned right I'm gonna hit Big Ed up for some dough...he's an attorney.)
--WYBE (Channel 35...maybe they'll show it on the station)
--Will Smith (He likes to invest in the hometown)

The security offer is nice and all, but I dunno slang...you strolling around with an AK-47 in Center City may be a bit off-putting to some folk. :)

it's mine, dammit.

Thank God somebody claimed it, I was worried I'd have to do it in a drunken state. :)

I believe Brian wants to bring a helicopter gunship, so slang could use that platform and remain out of sight.

The sheep didn't get to pick what words they wanted to wear, so their actions are probably more random. Now if you teach a sheep to read organic poetry, then you have an art project worthy of my $.02.

It has never bothered anyone before. What the hell did I get a Pa "firearms permit" for anyway?

The goal isn't to spook anyone anyway, I'll just hang out in the chopper with Brian. If I need to, I'll repell down a rope and blast off some "protective fire" for you guys.


How's that sound? :)

strangely comforting, given that I'll be moshing and unable to correctly assess threats and cover myself.