ya know...i can be rather dumb sometimes....i'm smart, but stupid at the same time! :D

Cookie generator wins again!

but never as low as room temperature..... ;) I was just pointing out that I never thought about fahrenheight. because I'm a dick.

No, you're both wrong I'm the dummest dick.

dummer than a dick in a blonde factory?

bread wasn't done

IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.

Sharp as a bag of wet leather.

Smart like bull, strong like chicken.

About two chromosomes short of a chimp.

Not exactly Mr. Wizard.

AC body, DC brain.

You look in his eyes, you can see the inside of his skull.

Body by Play-do, brain by Mattel.

The priest left him under too long at his christening.

A mind like a steel sieve.

When God was handing out brains, he was last in line

Running on empty

coining a retro one: his 45s play at 33

his 78s play at 45
his victrola has a blunt needle
his cuneiforms are blurry
his story teller has a sore throat
His big bang was just a whimper

retro winning!

His movies are all on Betamax
His rotary dial needs oiling

He's a nibble short of a full byte.

~F. Leghorn

Duller than a froe.

Thick as a brick. ~J. Tull

Dumber than shit.

he's like yesterday's coffee -- a little weak in the bean