Here's another one I like in the same vein:

"Not what we have, but what we enjoy, constitutes our abundance"
-- Jean Petit-Senn

Improved that for you :)

A wise man once said "If we have what we have to have and don't have what we don't have to have, we have to have half of the other half to have had half of what we need to have to have a bun dance."

wait? does that mean that half of what i have i have to have half the have? or just open another beer?

good one pete and mon? ------> :lol2:

Punctuate the following sentence so that it makes sense:

Johnny while Billy had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.

Johnny, while Billy had had "had", had had "had had"; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.

whoa. wait. huh? is this a management decision?

Yeah, it came straight from the suits.

Any number of "buffalo"s in a row is a grammatically correct sentence.
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

going to bed early again tonight for the interview tomorrow. hope i don't wake up bright eyed and bushy tailed at 3:30 again.

If you have not noticed, I discover quickly those who can verses those only driven by their emotions. Surprising how easily some completely jump to conclusions or can be so easily triggered.

I am both disappointed and surprised how easily plthijinx can be ratttled. Or maybe I just got him all burned out so that he can be calm during his interviews tomorrrow.

;)

i've been going through an extremely rough/tough time man. i've been trying to get back into engineering for quite awhile now. you go from making over 100k a year to $10 bucks an hour all while loosing practically everything you own as well as your family. my nerves are on edge. you came into the thread pulling a downer. it pissed me off.

that being said....once again i woke up at 3:30 but this time didn't get out of bed until 7:00. time to hop in the shower get ready and go get this done and land the job.

Do it.