Write.

sleep longer than 5 or 6 hours

Lol...me too. Especially now that Im older.

older...yeah, that's me

don't talk to blondes. I've been a short average looking dude my whole life, with zero woman problems (no interest) so, I turn 40, go bald & old looking, turn into sterotypical grouchy fuck, WHAMMO.... these chicks come out of the woodwork, not skanks...total hotties who could care less that I'm married, they've been fucking up my life for the last 3 years. I'm getting smarter tho, like racial profiling....I know what they look like now

They're not always blondes :)

blue missed failing eyesight in his list of what happens at 40, that's all.

... shake hands with the bishop.

listen to good advice. And I will. Today. I mean it...

oh yeah, that's another thing...I've known for awhile now my distance vision sucks, but just realized I'm far sighted as well....yippee fucking skipee for getting old

... make it to the gym early

...finally understand the reason for my existence.

(or maybe not, who knows)

...stop thinking negatively.

...get to spend time with my partner

am realistic about how much time I actually have and get places on time.