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Originally Posted by Cloud:
"this is a non-problem. Be a man, use your best judgment, don't make a fool of yourself, and you'll be fine."

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 671967)

Completely agree...

The only problem with this suggestion is you cannot be a man AND use your best judgement & :Dnot make a fool of yourself.

He could be trying to sabotage your efforts so you can keep going out with his sister. Who knows, maybe her and her family know and it's a test to see if you really are a good guy and trustworthy. Be your own person and the rest will follow.

Test? Keep your condoms in your car.

Your safest bet is probably to skip the party. Later you can say you were kidnapped and forced to do drugs.

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 672094)

Test? Keep your condoms in your car.

That's very wise. Don't let her parents know how anxious you are.

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My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 671942)

You've created a monster! No, not really, you've only enabled a monster! And not the cool kind of monster like our transplanted Brit.

:wassuretherewasafrankensteinsmilie:

We're just telling the truth, oh awesome witty one!

wasn't there a youtube video of that skit?
Very funny

Here it is:

If you can't be bothered saying that getting wasted with him will have to wait for another time (when you know him and the family dynamics quite a lot better) and you're carrying a glass (transparent drinking vessel), make sure it's always full so that no-one can offer to get you another one or give you a top up. Alternatively, carry a can of drink as if it's full.

And don't forget the non-drink sip

It's all over now. He's either still wasted and dumped, or doesn't want to come back and admit he was drama-queening it was all just fine and big brother was barely there....

Well that was completely anti-climactic. Hmmph.

He got three pages out of it, though. Good for the virtual scrapbook. :lol:

All good. We drank, but I never got wasted. She said her brother liked me too much, she said I passed the "bromance" of her brother and his best friend, who were going to put it on me. Good weekend, had a great time!

Phew! Now that you're 'in', you can get wasted next time. :D

Did you guys had a "vomit" competition?:p: